Ikea is the Swedish version of hell. The meatball stink and allen wrench worship will drive any sane person bugnuts (but with umlauts). The best approach we have found is to be utterly focused on what we're going to buy. We have to know ahead of time exactly what we're there for (I want a table) and then go directly to that section.
Then, spend no more than twenty minutes deciding on a table. If we hit twenty five minutes, we write down the names of the remaining choices and LEAVE. Then look at the tables online to make the final decision.
Your immortal soul is in jeopardy every time you step into that blue and yellow box so treat it like you would any dangerous environment (like the untamed Amazon or Mordor). Follow the three rules: Plan ahead, always stop for soft-serve, never get distracted by tea lights.
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Then, spend no more than twenty minutes deciding on a table. If we hit twenty five minutes, we write down the names of the remaining choices and LEAVE. Then look at the tables online to make the final decision.
Your immortal soul is in jeopardy every time you step into that blue and yellow box so treat it like you would any dangerous environment (like the untamed Amazon or Mordor). Follow the three rules: Plan ahead, always stop for soft-serve, never get distracted by tea lights.
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