Conversations in a movie theater, part XXXIII
Conversation #66
Customer: (holds up a shaker which is both labeled RED PEPPER, and is also clear) Is this pepper?
Conversation #67
Customer: Excuse me, do you have any different popcorn? This is really bland, like there isn't any salt on it.
Me: (trying to be helpful) Actually there's a salt shaker right over there, sir.
Customer: (crossly) Oh, so now we gotta salt it ourselves?
Conversation #68
Customer: When did you pop your popcorn?
Employee: Um, today.
Customer: No you didn't, because I was here yesterday.