Tuesday
well today was a boring day in school...i didint do much...when i walked in the first person i saw was a dyke and it confused the hell out of me...now the gay weather has ruined my plans so im gonna stay home and sleep...and do my homework...
well to raise my mood...i remember a funny commercial from long ago...
-there are 2 ladies driving down a street..lets just name them marlyn manson and
michael jackson since they both resemble wemen....so their driving and there is a
huge thud on the roof and manson is like wat was that and jackson is like do u have
insurance on this car? and manson is like no..and jackson says.."it must be eagle man
so the get out of the car and on the roof there is a huge eagle mascot crouching and
hes like "iv got something for u" in a gay voice and there is lots of dust and swampass
between his crab filled crotch and 2 eggs pop out...(i didint kno male eagles could hatch
eggs) and manson is like look at thoes low rates...yea...i would never use that insurance on
my car...
-there was another one of the same kind and they are sitting in an office in a used car lot
and there is a lady dressed up like a man and she has a raspy ass voice, there is a lady
tied to a chair and the raspy woman is like "ull use our insurance or u wont get the car"
there is a huge thud and eagle man busts through the door and hes like "iv got something
for you" in the same gay voice..but this time he bends over and shoots the eggs out of his ass
like cum out of a penis or a popped hot air baloon and the raspy lady is like "you cant beat these"
yea....
well to raise my mood...i remember a funny commercial from long ago...
-there are 2 ladies driving down a street..lets just name them marlyn manson and
michael jackson since they both resemble wemen....so their driving and there is a
huge thud on the roof and manson is like wat was that and jackson is like do u have
insurance on this car? and manson is like no..and jackson says.."it must be eagle man
so the get out of the car and on the roof there is a huge eagle mascot crouching and
hes like "iv got something for u" in a gay voice and there is lots of dust and swampass
between his crab filled crotch and 2 eggs pop out...(i didint kno male eagles could hatch
eggs) and manson is like look at thoes low rates...yea...i would never use that insurance on
my car...
-there was another one of the same kind and they are sitting in an office in a used car lot
and there is a lady dressed up like a man and she has a raspy ass voice, there is a lady
tied to a chair and the raspy woman is like "ull use our insurance or u wont get the car"
there is a huge thud and eagle man busts through the door and hes like "iv got something
for you" in the same gay voice..but this time he bends over and shoots the eggs out of his ass
like cum out of a penis or a popped hot air baloon and the raspy lady is like "you cant beat these"
yea....