My German Admirer

[jakobi3000]

On myspace.com u meet all sorts of fun and interesting people and some people want to meet u so its all good. well i got a message from someone the other day that I thought was a riot. I have just their messages tho because my replies were not saved and aren't as funny as tehse anyway. I dont even know who this person is they just have a DIOR icon for Christian Dior for there pic so who knows? but they are funnny none the less! here they are:

Message 1: OMG!
Hey boy! I can speak a little bit english. I must say u look so damn hot.Please mail anyone back..aaaaH i love you.I understand english but i can`t write right.

Message 2: Thank u (danke)
i would say anything +ups.
THANK U!!! i would ask u..can i mail u always? Pleaaaaaaaaaaase

OK. I can`t speak english xD

Message 3: good night
Goodbye Jaboc! I want to go to bed and now i will think of u.+hihihi+ Do u have a girlfriend =X

Message 4: No Subject
U have broken my heart.How can u?Good luck with ya baby.
Wanna come visit me in Germany. PLEASE! It was not a joke xD

i like it,i love it,i want it all the time JACOB xD

Message 5: hehehe
Do u mean the cake? SATCHETORTE?
Come visit Germany and me.Don`t forget it babe. I live in Frankfurt.Do u have eat frankfurters +hahaha+you know,the sausages.

haha! ill update u if they message me again! i dont know who they are but they have captured my heart! lmao! too funny! :-)