Nov 06, 2005 21:14
My party by the numbers
1 - Broken Window
1 - Full boob seen
1 - cry
1 - bottle of tequilla
1 - pooping
1 - odd rash from cannabilistic bite wound
1 - quarantened drunk teenager in a closet
3 - homosexual kisses
3 - throw-upers
3 - hours of sleep
3 - hot ladies in my bed
4 - koepps all together
5 - people who learned my parents were at my house when the party was in full swing
18 - Bud's in a case
20 - people who slept over in some form and or fashion
21 - years old, the age which no one at the party has reached
31 - minimum number of party-ers that attended