i never did read the bible...
ok so i just saw the official sign to lose all hope for man kind, im serious i now know we are not long for this whole living thing
so i am flipping throught the channels, and i come across a movie on Cinemax titled "Busty Cops" the summarry is as follows
"three gorgeous women cops go undercover on the set of a porn film to solve a murder"
the first thing i see are 3 women, btw, all three have enough helium in their chests to raise the titanic, walking ot this house, and approach a director, who immidately asks what their names are here are the names:
"Misty Hardride"
"Sandy Bottoms"
and
"Foxy Clevage"
their specialties (quote unquote) are:
"anal sex"
"Animals" (i know)
"good in the kitchen"
the director tells them:
"there are some hot dogs in the freezer, get creative"
"there is a pussy downstairs, find it, pet it, love it"
"there is some coffe in my bedroom" (i didn't get it either)
cut to 3 girls walking in a hallway
"i found nothing with the hot dogs"
"and that was one hairy pussy down there"
"i am so not making that guy coffee...wait ive got an idea"
"what is it foxy?"
"let's hot tub"
"great idea"
cut to the 3 girls, whom are randomly naked, jumping into a jacuzzi
it was at this point i could take no more, for fear of losing my sanity, thus i turned it off with the knowlege that the fact that a human being made that cinematic masterpeice is the official sign of the apocolypse,
however: i dont know if Sandy Bottoms was in the bible, something tells me she would have done well on Noah's Ark though