No Fear
Maaaaaaaaaaan. This morning I went outside, you know, to crap and do the urinatings. I was minding my own, kickin up grass, barkin, you know the drill, when one of those mexicaaaaaans comes into the yard.
I was sure to let him know I was in charge, but he was not fooled by my bravado. Next thing I know, Ma comes downstairs to fetch me, and this stranger is sitting on our doorstep, holding my paws so I'm standing on my hind legs.
How humiliating...he disrespeccied me in my own yard. I hope none of the neighbor dogs were witness to this display. I gotta keep up my rep, you know what I'm sayin'? I sit big.
I was sure to let him know I was in charge, but he was not fooled by my bravado. Next thing I know, Ma comes downstairs to fetch me, and this stranger is sitting on our doorstep, holding my paws so I'm standing on my hind legs.
How humiliating...he disrespeccied me in my own yard. I hope none of the neighbor dogs were witness to this display. I gotta keep up my rep, you know what I'm sayin'? I sit big.