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My definition of a "Troll" is a bonafide contrarian who doesn't go looking for an actual argument, only for lulz. By which I mean that he gets you to the highest pitch of your temper, sputtering your foam-flecked viewpoint at him, at which point he responds with: "HA HA HA I wasn't even listening to your retarded f__king argument, and you WASTED all that valuable effort. As of right now, your day has had more happiness and peace-of-mind sucked out of it than mine has, which means I WIN. Have a nice day, asshole."