Are you fucking me?!
9:29pm - Everyone takes a fufu drink
9:39pm - The guys take a shot
9:47pm - Stephanie makes a joke (lame)
9:53pm - Everyone takes a shot
10:03pm - Alina gets her ass beat in a pillow fight
10:05pm - Everyone takes a shot
10:07pm - Jake gets locked out
10:26pm - Jake hits Jeff in the nuts
10:40pm - Jake hits Jeff in the nuts again
10:43pm - John arrives
10:44pm - The guys take a shot
10:45pm - The guys go outside
10:47pm - While the guys are outside the girls Feng Shui the room
10:52pm - Jeff goes pee
11:07pm - Everyone takes a Jager Bomb
11:07pm - And chases it with So Co
11:12pm - Jake gets hit in the nuts
11:14pm - Jake greatly misinterprets note (see 10:52pm)
11:17pm - The guys take a shot, the girls get a fufu drink
11:21pm - Lindsay chips Jake's tooth with a pillow and a shot glass: "Is that my tooth?" Jake says while pointing at the ground.
11:27pm - Tiffany and Andy finally show up
11:27pm - Everyone takes a shot
11:28pm - Alina and Stephanie lock themselves in the other room
11:46pm - John and Jake disappear
11:46pm - Alina goes pee
11:48pm - Jake freaks out from feather in his hair (that he put there in the first place)
11:49pm - Jake gets a text message, then a phone call, then another phone call and another text message
11:51pm - Lindsay finds out what the Boston Shocker is
11:52pm - 11:58pm - Alina gets molested
11:56pm - Lindsay goes pee
11:59pm - John gets molested
12:04am - Jake get hits by the ironing board
12:07am - Everyone takes two shots
12:16am - Girls have a foursome in the bedroom
12:18am - Alina gets whipped with a towel
12:27am - Paul's girlfriend gets called 'Bunny' by Andy... It's really Marcy
12:27am - Jake = Confused
12:29am - John goes out for a smoke
12:44am - Alina and Jake fight over bathroom
12:46am - John and Alina tackle Jake into the wall
12:47am - Jake can no longer move his left arm
12:48am - Stephanie goes pee
12:50am - John, Andy and Jake take a shot
12:51am - Jeff and Stephanie have 'sex'
12:54am - Jeff jerks off
1:07am - Everyone smokes up without Alina, Jeff and Stephanie
1:12am - Jeff and Stephanie are locked out of the room while everyone piles in Jake's clown car.
1:15am - John makes racist joke
1:15am - Reminiscing over Unleashed and Kung Fu Hustle
1:18am - John tried to explode Alina's bladder
1:21am - Alina almost breaks Jake's car stereo
1:21am - Jake threatens to kick Alina's ass
1:23am - Alina goes pee
1:23am - Jake complains about his left arm
2:19am - Jeff and Stephanie go to bed
2:21am - Jake calls Alina a jerk
2:23am - Alina goes pee for like the fifth time
2:28 1/2am - The shit comes true
2:30am - The ambiguously gay duo
2:37am - Alina goes pee for like the sixth time
2:49am - John passes out
2:54am - Everyone else goes to bed