Slap it, spank it, or stick it.

Aug 28, 2006 22:18

Went to visit Erin D in Sarnia. Met Emily...she's lovely. Skinny dipped at 3am. Got Rather ripped. Smoked a nick in one day. Bought a rubber dinosaur, an ashtray, 2 sweaters, a snake tattoo, a jacket, a striped shirt, a hat, a belt, and almost a couch. Caught a girl masterbating. Got bit by lots of mosquitos. Erin gave me a Labrynth poster.

I am going to miss Erin D ever so much.

Whores are tough. Whores are multi-cultured and multi-gendered. Whores wear exciting clothes. Whores always have a job. Whores have special talents other people just don't have. Whores make their own hours. Awesome.

This saturday will be amazing. I am hanging out with my fellow AA'ers and we are gonna do some scouting.

Arkon/Family with the born Ruffians at Lee's Palace on October 5th....I'm on that like a tranny on a rich old man.
















Previous post Next post
Up