I'm an obtuse man, so I'll try to be oblique
I went to le poop last night with Mel and Lisa and it was bomb-diggity. We danced and a pierced boy licked my face for the second time. I think I will be drinking more SOuthern Comfort from now on. I took part in a four way nipple-twisting extravaganza and earlier saw Lisa's areola for the gazillianth time.
I miss CAroline cause she was a cool chick with even cooler hair. I miss Morganza cause I had no one to go with to see Starlight Mints. I miss Jenny-Licious cause Jake 2.0.'s mom came into my store and she told me that we looked eerily similar. ha.
This Wednesday is the t-shirt show at phog so cum one cum all.
Amanda is moving far far away which is saddening, I could take her anywhere which is more than I could say about alot of people. This means no lollapalooza...fuck my cock.
I can't wait for the strangers with candy movie to come out....i willl be there opening night.
I may or may not go to the 89x Birthday bash today cause i got shit to do which is probably more important but when have I ever been responsible. I want sushi.
A five year old told me I looked like a girl....I'M A BOY GODDAMIT.
Other than that, life has been normal and...stagnant? bubble tea is my new girlfriend, she is delicious and nobody will ever compare.
I miss CAroline cause she was a cool chick with even cooler hair. I miss Morganza cause I had no one to go with to see Starlight Mints. I miss Jenny-Licious cause Jake 2.0.'s mom came into my store and she told me that we looked eerily similar. ha.
This Wednesday is the t-shirt show at phog so cum one cum all.
Amanda is moving far far away which is saddening, I could take her anywhere which is more than I could say about alot of people. This means no lollapalooza...fuck my cock.
I can't wait for the strangers with candy movie to come out....i willl be there opening night.
I may or may not go to the 89x Birthday bash today cause i got shit to do which is probably more important but when have I ever been responsible. I want sushi.
A five year old told me I looked like a girl....I'M A BOY GODDAMIT.
Other than that, life has been normal and...stagnant? bubble tea is my new girlfriend, she is delicious and nobody will ever compare.