If sentences had eyebrows these would be arched.
I'm having a bad case of the Wednesdays.
When I shave I look like I belong in the opening scene of 'Saving Private Ryan'. I'm wearing a freaking Band-Aid on my face right now, hoping it will stop the blood. The sad part is I still have hair all over my face because I shave like I just started puberty.
Last night I went out to dinner with my brother Jay-Mike, his girlfriend Joanna, Jenny, Shana and Michelle. We went to Terra Cotta and it was absolutely delectable. Afterwards we let the mary go round in the alley behind the restaurant and I climbed to the roof. We then met up with Jon Cruz, Drew and Brandon and saw 'V for Vendetta'. Even though the movie is certainly flawed I found it quite enjoyable.
Earlier this week I watched 'Muriel's Wedding' and I can't believe I've been missing out all these years. How did such an excellent movie go unnoticed on my radar? I must be slipping in my old age. Favourite line:"And you three, what a bunch of cocksuckers." I love it when girls call each other cocksuckers or asshole, that's a good one too.
Tim Gunn was on Conan last night.
I'm afraid to investigate the balance of my checking account.
T shirt weather is my favourite and almost here.
I saw a man with elephantitis of the legs today and I google image searched elephantitis of the testicles.
A partner in crime of mine has inadvertently sent me on a quest to find dinosaur shoes.
I have the bladder of a 4-year-old diabetic child.
When I shave I look like I belong in the opening scene of 'Saving Private Ryan'. I'm wearing a freaking Band-Aid on my face right now, hoping it will stop the blood. The sad part is I still have hair all over my face because I shave like I just started puberty.
Last night I went out to dinner with my brother Jay-Mike, his girlfriend Joanna, Jenny, Shana and Michelle. We went to Terra Cotta and it was absolutely delectable. Afterwards we let the mary go round in the alley behind the restaurant and I climbed to the roof. We then met up with Jon Cruz, Drew and Brandon and saw 'V for Vendetta'. Even though the movie is certainly flawed I found it quite enjoyable.
Earlier this week I watched 'Muriel's Wedding' and I can't believe I've been missing out all these years. How did such an excellent movie go unnoticed on my radar? I must be slipping in my old age. Favourite line:"And you three, what a bunch of cocksuckers." I love it when girls call each other cocksuckers or asshole, that's a good one too.
Tim Gunn was on Conan last night.
I'm afraid to investigate the balance of my checking account.
T shirt weather is my favourite and almost here.
I saw a man with elephantitis of the legs today and I google image searched elephantitis of the testicles.
A partner in crime of mine has inadvertently sent me on a quest to find dinosaur shoes.
I have the bladder of a 4-year-old diabetic child.