So tell me if this has ever happened to you
This guy I went on a date with once half a year ago (and lied about his age) just "accidentally" sent me this picture of his penis on my phone. And he's all like "Ooops sorry that wasn't meant for you please delete it!!1!" ARE YOU KIDDING??
AWESOME.
So I think it would be cool to post it all over the internet, starting here. I know his name is Kevin but I forgot his last name. He would style his hair up CRAZY high.
*!*!*!*!*!*!*UPDATE!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!
OK YOU NEED TO SEE THESE MESSAGES. I'm going to type them out. Maybe they can change your life like they changed mine. They are just awesome. I really think this qualifies as art. Put on Judy and the Dream of Horses as you do it too.
*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!
(the "-" signifies a separate message)
From: Kevin 9:00 pm 6/25/06
Hey it was good seeing you today even if it was for like a second!
From: Kevin 9:02 pm 6/25/06
(this is kevin btw lol)
Nick 9:23 pm
You saw me? Where?
From: Kevin 9:31 pm 6/25/06
At pride I was wearing sunglasses and I said hi to you lol you probably didn't know who I was
Nick 9:49 pm
What! When?
From: Kevin 9:54 pm 6/25/06
Lol during the parade we were walking to the space center and you were walking toward downtown and i was wearing huge sunglasses and was with a egg [sic] group
-
of people
From: (Duplicate) 10:22 pm 6/25/06
You've got a PIX or FLIX message! To see it, visit www.vzwpix.com from an internet accessible computer & follow the directions
From: Kevin 10:22 pm 6/25/06
Omg I accedetally [sic] just sent you a picture message please delete it dont open it!!!!!!!!
** four days later I get the picture open **
Nick 4:51 pm 6/29/06
Um. Do you want to tell me why there's a penis in my mailbox?
From: Kevin 4:53 pm 6/29/06
Please delete that that was not meant for you
Nick 4:55 pm
This is a joke right? That thing is a tentacle
From: Kevin 4:56 pm
Omg your embarrassing [sic] me lol
Nick 4:59 pm
Oh shit I just posted it on my live journal!!!
Nick 5:05 pm
Kidding.
From: Kevin 5:04 pm 6/29/06
Lol
Nick 5:09 pm
Why the fuck would you send that to ANYONE?
From: Kevin 5:07 pm
Lol! i was horny so i was trying to send it to this guy I net [sic] at a bar but I sent it to you instead lol
Nick 5:10 pm
That's gross. And not you, I remember now.
From: Kevin 5:11 pm
Whats not me? you remember what?
Nick 5:15 pm
Nvm. Good luck at the bars.
From: Kevin 5:18 pm
I was drunk and acted like a slut one time im not like that! i was lonely and in need of attention Any ways I dont know why im explaining myself to you!
From: Kevin 5:20 pm
And if you were talking about it not being me in the picture your wrong again not knowing why I feel the need to say any of this
Nick 5:24 pm
Ha. calm down tiger. It's your life not mine.
From: Kevin 5:30 pm
Ok im a gross slut are you happy now for making this alkward [sic] situation even further humiliating? [sic]
Nick 5:41 pm
Well I propose that you sent me that on purpose. But lie to me more, I know how much you like it, and how far it gets you with me.
From: Kevin 5:45
Wow flatter yourself a little more if thats what you need to believe to feel better about yourself these days go ahead you arrogant piece of SHIT no wand
-
er[sic] james was always cheating on your boring ass
Nick 5:48 pm
Um...maybe this is a bad time to ask, but who is James?
From: Kevin 5:56
Omfg you are not the nick i thought you were no wander [sic] you didnt remember me seeing you at pride! your [sic] a different nick... well good i can even less wha
-
t you think! i hope you feel like an idiot not only was that picture not ment [sic] for who i sent it to i thought i had sent it to an old friend of mine whos [sic]
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number i thought i had found when moving!
[*!*omfg!!*!*]
From: Kevin 6:00 pm
This whole interaction makes so much more sense now look in [sic] sorry i found your number and thought you were my old friend and sent you a picture of my pen
-
is just leave of [sic] alone i have no desire to have any further altercations with you
Nick 6:04
My friends and I are all looking at this conversation and laughing at you. Thanks for brightening my day, seriously, you are awesome.
From: Kevin 6:06 pm
I said i had no desire to speak to you now that i know who you are contact me again and i will get a restraining on your sorry druggy ass
Nick 6:20
"Officer! I sent someone a picture of my cock and they won't stop texting me!"
From: Kevin 6:28 pm
Lol your so funny did you think that up your self or did your loser stoner friends help and you foot [sic] in to an officer to get a restraining order you in t
-
o the court house you stupid fuck and they look really bad on backround[sic] checks and all i have to do is prove that you continued [sic] to sexually harass me aft
-
er i made it clear that it was to stop! Do not contact of[sic] again!!!
*let it be known that loser stoner friend RACHEL LIEBMAN was sitting next to me clutching her copy of Persuasion
Nick 6:41 pm
Wait what?
Gonzo's nose:
AWESOME.
So I think it would be cool to post it all over the internet, starting here. I know his name is Kevin but I forgot his last name. He would style his hair up CRAZY high.
*!*!*!*!*!*!*UPDATE!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!
OK YOU NEED TO SEE THESE MESSAGES. I'm going to type them out. Maybe they can change your life like they changed mine. They are just awesome. I really think this qualifies as art. Put on Judy and the Dream of Horses as you do it too.
*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!
(the "-" signifies a separate message)
From: Kevin 9:00 pm 6/25/06
Hey it was good seeing you today even if it was for like a second!
From: Kevin 9:02 pm 6/25/06
(this is kevin btw lol)
Nick 9:23 pm
You saw me? Where?
From: Kevin 9:31 pm 6/25/06
At pride I was wearing sunglasses and I said hi to you lol you probably didn't know who I was
Nick 9:49 pm
What! When?
From: Kevin 9:54 pm 6/25/06
Lol during the parade we were walking to the space center and you were walking toward downtown and i was wearing huge sunglasses and was with a egg [sic] group
-
of people
From: (Duplicate) 10:22 pm 6/25/06
You've got a PIX or FLIX message! To see it, visit www.vzwpix.com from an internet accessible computer & follow the directions
From: Kevin 10:22 pm 6/25/06
Omg I accedetally [sic] just sent you a picture message please delete it dont open it!!!!!!!!
** four days later I get the picture open **
Nick 4:51 pm 6/29/06
Um. Do you want to tell me why there's a penis in my mailbox?
From: Kevin 4:53 pm 6/29/06
Please delete that that was not meant for you
Nick 4:55 pm
This is a joke right? That thing is a tentacle
From: Kevin 4:56 pm
Omg your embarrassing [sic] me lol
Nick 4:59 pm
Oh shit I just posted it on my live journal!!!
Nick 5:05 pm
Kidding.
From: Kevin 5:04 pm 6/29/06
Lol
Nick 5:09 pm
Why the fuck would you send that to ANYONE?
From: Kevin 5:07 pm
Lol! i was horny so i was trying to send it to this guy I net [sic] at a bar but I sent it to you instead lol
Nick 5:10 pm
That's gross. And not you, I remember now.
From: Kevin 5:11 pm
Whats not me? you remember what?
Nick 5:15 pm
Nvm. Good luck at the bars.
From: Kevin 5:18 pm
I was drunk and acted like a slut one time im not like that! i was lonely and in need of attention Any ways I dont know why im explaining myself to you!
From: Kevin 5:20 pm
And if you were talking about it not being me in the picture your wrong again not knowing why I feel the need to say any of this
Nick 5:24 pm
Ha. calm down tiger. It's your life not mine.
From: Kevin 5:30 pm
Ok im a gross slut are you happy now for making this alkward [sic] situation even further humiliating? [sic]
Nick 5:41 pm
Well I propose that you sent me that on purpose. But lie to me more, I know how much you like it, and how far it gets you with me.
From: Kevin 5:45
Wow flatter yourself a little more if thats what you need to believe to feel better about yourself these days go ahead you arrogant piece of SHIT no wand
-
er[sic] james was always cheating on your boring ass
Nick 5:48 pm
Um...maybe this is a bad time to ask, but who is James?
From: Kevin 5:56
Omfg you are not the nick i thought you were no wander [sic] you didnt remember me seeing you at pride! your [sic] a different nick... well good i can even less wha
-
t you think! i hope you feel like an idiot not only was that picture not ment [sic] for who i sent it to i thought i had sent it to an old friend of mine whos [sic]
-
number i thought i had found when moving!
[*!*omfg!!*!*]
From: Kevin 6:00 pm
This whole interaction makes so much more sense now look in [sic] sorry i found your number and thought you were my old friend and sent you a picture of my pen
-
is just leave of [sic] alone i have no desire to have any further altercations with you
Nick 6:04
My friends and I are all looking at this conversation and laughing at you. Thanks for brightening my day, seriously, you are awesome.
From: Kevin 6:06 pm
I said i had no desire to speak to you now that i know who you are contact me again and i will get a restraining on your sorry druggy ass
Nick 6:20
"Officer! I sent someone a picture of my cock and they won't stop texting me!"
From: Kevin 6:28 pm
Lol your so funny did you think that up your self or did your loser stoner friends help and you foot [sic] in to an officer to get a restraining order you in t
-
o the court house you stupid fuck and they look really bad on backround[sic] checks and all i have to do is prove that you continued [sic] to sexually harass me aft
-
er i made it clear that it was to stop! Do not contact of[sic] again!!!
*let it be known that loser stoner friend RACHEL LIEBMAN was sitting next to me clutching her copy of Persuasion
Nick 6:41 pm
Wait what?
Gonzo's nose: