Broadway Grill Lover; or Rachel invents a doppleganger

[jakemercadante]

--this entry is dedicated to our good friend Megan who gallavants around Ecuador, sipping martinis and curing AIDS, while we at home build an interesting world for her to return to--I gave my two weeks at the gables, and I will miss it, but it just too damn far away. The day I quit I waited at the bus stop starting at 2:30, and the bus didn't

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oh dork rod ho

[cock_mobster]

i thought neighbors was in the past? (and hope you get the job)

Re: oh dork rod ho

[jakemercadante]

neighbours is fun now and then, just for different reasons

[spiritofvelma]

1) you forgot about my pussy loving boyfriend

2) he IS your doppleganger if only because you can't just go from restaurant to restaurant on capitol hill collecting lovers and naming them after their place of employment. show a little imaginATION!

3)Mama Sunshine really does make the best Jesus tears EVER

4) so men chase women bc their afraid of death (thank you for answering my question!!), but what about men who chase men? maybe they're just afraid of the vagina.

[jakemercadante]

I hate the bullets, it makes it impossible to respond. Secondly, if you would write your OWN entries, even just SMALL ones, in them you could include whichever details you wanted.

Secondly, the latter half of the bullets are simply nonsensical movie references, and do not warrant a response, one of which would be THIS IS THE MOST TORMENTED MAN I HAVE EVER MET. IM IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN; BUT HE DOESNT KNOW THAT. I NEVER TOLD HIM, CAUSE HE COULDN'T LOVE ANYBODY AFTER HE LOST HIS HAND AND HIS GIRL

[cock_mobster]

and holy crap! i failed to realize this while reading earlier but I know a nick who works at broadway grill and he's a theater boy. and somehow this was important for me to tell you.

[jakemercadante]

RIGHT but I failed to identify that this is a NEW Nick, not the dumb blonde one that has worked there for a long time

[cock_mobster]

OH THANK GOD! all of my faith in you almost vanished when i thought you liked psychotic nick.

so good luck with this endeavor and be sure to chronicle it like usual.

[jakemercadante]

Please pay closer attention to the details in the entries in the future. See where it says "When it was his first day?" YO.

Furthermore, stop switching around your icon, although Im glad to see the other one go, this one you've settled on is trash. And please remember that you as a commoner/freejournal/trash member are allowed up to 3 icons from which you may cycle.

[farcey]

AS I PEE, SIR, I SEE PISA

[jakemercadante]

Swap God for a janitor, Rot in a jar of dog paws.

[monoecious]

you got the conversation wrong

BGL: Hey! ...Didn't you come into my work today?
Nick: (big smile) Yes I did
BGL:(goofy smile!) Yeah I saw you there.
Nick: (brilliant plan) Hey! Do you know if they're hiring?
BGL: Yeah they're having an open interview this Monday at 3.
Nick: What if you don't have any experience?
BGL: Well, maybe they can hire you as a busboy at something.
Nick: Ok, monday at 3--got it
(I turn to walk away)
BGL: HEY!--What's your name?
Nick: Nick. What's yours?
BGL: My name's Nick too.
Michelle: (Being obnoxious for the hell of it) SHUT UP!!!!
Nick: (damage control) OH-kayy, time to go Michelle (loops back and pushes Michelle towards home)
Michelle: Well, except for the SHUT UP, I think that went pretty smoothly.
Nicke: Thank you for making me go tonight.

[jakemercadante]

dont forget the little bit after that:

Michelle: Well, except for the SHUT UP, I think that went pretty smoothly.
Nick: Thank you for making me go tonight.
Michelle:(winks) No problem!
Nick: Also, you are the coolest, prettiest girl I think I have ever met.
Michelle: Hey, thanks!
Nick: No, I mean it! Man, if I were a lesbian, and a lot more attractive, I'd definitely go for you.
Michelle: Heehee, yah!
Nick: Furthermore, you're really smart--especially when it comes to botany. I don't think anyone has ever known so much about botany. For example--what's that plant over there?
Michelle: Of course that's a Drucidicus Frome.
Nick: (weeping) Oh Michelle!! Thank you for lettnng me be your friend!!