Karma?

[jakemalone]

Today is a lovely sunny day, and so I meandered into town and bought a sandwich and a coffee, and took it to the Tinguely fountain to eat. Apart from a few pigeons, everything was most peaceful and contemplative, and I was feeling very zen. Unfortunately one of the pigeons took advantage of my calm repose to revenge itself upon me for not feeding it crumbs by doing an absolutely massive crap on my shoulder.

Im not sure exactly what the take-home message of this little story is, but it amuses me now Ive got changed and put the washing machine on, so I thought Id write it down before I forgot.