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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I turned joellybaby in for farting in church (3 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for drcox (-10 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I gave sylphigirl a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I pushed i_jobot in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-40 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
jakelithethighs