Feb 05, 2009 12:54
"Behold Nirvana"
When you die you wake again
to find yourself skidding along
a frozen river - stark naked.
The river exists as a solitary entity
in a vast, colorless nothing,
like a frozen blue bridge across the void.
Your strange, pink body will slide
fast and smooth down the frozen river
like a salmon heading with tide -
a most unnatural scene.
Now, whether this slide is your hell
or your heaven is entirely up to you.
Fight the great skid, and you’ll end up
a tumbling mass of flesh, scraped knees,
screams and puffs of cold breath.
Accept your fate and slide softly on your back,
relaxing and cool for all eternity
with a heady high from the constant rush.
Lay your loins on the ice river while sliding and behold!
Nirvana!