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oh man...oh man...crazy thing just happened...but it must wait until the end of the update...oh man...that was ridiculous.
so remember that one time summer is sweet? i do...ive been playing ddr a lot lately. im hopelessly addicted. im getting pretty decent at it though, and its fun to play with a bunch of people. ive also met a lot of new people this summer. i love meeting people, and making new friends. its one of those simple joys in life. its also nice to get closer with some friends youve had for a while. talk them through some tough situations, play ddr with them for 6 hours because theyre feeling a little blue...sit in a car with them at 2:30 in the morning as we wait for a cop to come....that story is the one mentioned in the opening line, and will be explained later. and these three events were in the past two days...this summer has been eventful to say the least.
tonight....went to liza's for a bit, then we went and visited holly, for she is grounded. listened to some disney music in her driveway...gotta love disney music. if you dont, i probably hate you. then we met alex, lindsey and hayley downtown. alex is being emo...but its understandable. nothing some man talk in the hot tub over get huge shakes wont solve. i realize that sentence either sounds incredibly homosexual, or doesnt make sense to you...but im over it.
there was a guy walking around coffee grounds, and all through the waterfront plaza thing...and he was whistling and singing...and at one point, he was directly above us, and i swear he started doing pushups en route to his destination. he clapped in between saying 1 Sir...2 Sir...3 Sir...and so on through 8 Sir. we followed him for a bit just for entertainment.
the rest of the evening resulted in scrabble and actually watching the musical fountain...i have no idea why. pretty much met the most adorable little girl today though. its ridiculous. no child is that cute...it just isnt possible. i guess it is just something you have to witness.
so im gonna fast forward now...its 11:30 and im already home. me and aaron are discussing the possibility of going to see "Lady in the Water." discussing turned into going. the movie was no good. we couldnt figure out if we missed something important, or if it just sucked really hard. who knows...it was disappointing. after a stop at mcdonalds for some shakes, we made our way home...
now the long awaited story...
im home...sitting at the computer...contemplating getting ready for bed...when i see headlights coming up the driveway yet again. i could tell by the noise that it was aarons car once again. so i go outside to see why he came back. conversation went as follows...
"aaron...what the hell are you doing?"
"DUDE I JUST HIT A FUCKING RACCOON"
":o"
"its not dead either, i dont know what to do i feel so bad"
":o"
"its still breathing"
"godamnit aaron....i have to see this"
so we go out to the road...the poor little guy is just sitting there, still breathing and trying to move around on 3 legs. neither of us could possibly just run it over again, so aaron calls 911...and that conversation went as follows...
"hey...this isnt really an emergency but i just hit a raccoon with my car...and i feel really bad and i dont know what to do"
"okay...where are you?"
"uhh... 132nd"
"and a cross street?"
"there isnt a cro..."
"there has to be a cross street"
"its off of green street"
"alright an officer will be right out to put him down"
so we get back in the car, and we're watching the guy squirm around and whatnot. it sucked so much. i felt real bad for the little guy, and wanted to help him out. then i realized, oh no way its a raccoon, i dont want rabies...or AIDS or whatever the hell you can get from a raccoon. so the cop shows up. and were just laughing having a good ole time making light of the situation...and he whips out a shovel...pushes the little guy to the side of the road, when the raccoon decides to attempt retalliation...the attempt was to no avail. HE HAD 3 LEGS! plus was bleeding everywhere. so after some discussion, the cop tells us that he's going to shoot it now...so we stand back...he fires...AND IT STARTS FLAILING EVERYWHERE! thats pretty much the end of the story...so i ran back to my house and we all went our seperate ways.
this update was long as hell...you liked it.
so remember that one time summer is sweet? i do...ive been playing ddr a lot lately. im hopelessly addicted. im getting pretty decent at it though, and its fun to play with a bunch of people. ive also met a lot of new people this summer. i love meeting people, and making new friends. its one of those simple joys in life. its also nice to get closer with some friends youve had for a while. talk them through some tough situations, play ddr with them for 6 hours because theyre feeling a little blue...sit in a car with them at 2:30 in the morning as we wait for a cop to come....that story is the one mentioned in the opening line, and will be explained later. and these three events were in the past two days...this summer has been eventful to say the least.
tonight....went to liza's for a bit, then we went and visited holly, for she is grounded. listened to some disney music in her driveway...gotta love disney music. if you dont, i probably hate you. then we met alex, lindsey and hayley downtown. alex is being emo...but its understandable. nothing some man talk in the hot tub over get huge shakes wont solve. i realize that sentence either sounds incredibly homosexual, or doesnt make sense to you...but im over it.
there was a guy walking around coffee grounds, and all through the waterfront plaza thing...and he was whistling and singing...and at one point, he was directly above us, and i swear he started doing pushups en route to his destination. he clapped in between saying 1 Sir...2 Sir...3 Sir...and so on through 8 Sir. we followed him for a bit just for entertainment.
the rest of the evening resulted in scrabble and actually watching the musical fountain...i have no idea why. pretty much met the most adorable little girl today though. its ridiculous. no child is that cute...it just isnt possible. i guess it is just something you have to witness.
so im gonna fast forward now...its 11:30 and im already home. me and aaron are discussing the possibility of going to see "Lady in the Water." discussing turned into going. the movie was no good. we couldnt figure out if we missed something important, or if it just sucked really hard. who knows...it was disappointing. after a stop at mcdonalds for some shakes, we made our way home...
now the long awaited story...
im home...sitting at the computer...contemplating getting ready for bed...when i see headlights coming up the driveway yet again. i could tell by the noise that it was aarons car once again. so i go outside to see why he came back. conversation went as follows...
"aaron...what the hell are you doing?"
"DUDE I JUST HIT A FUCKING RACCOON"
":o"
"its not dead either, i dont know what to do i feel so bad"
":o"
"its still breathing"
"godamnit aaron....i have to see this"
so we go out to the road...the poor little guy is just sitting there, still breathing and trying to move around on 3 legs. neither of us could possibly just run it over again, so aaron calls 911...and that conversation went as follows...
"hey...this isnt really an emergency but i just hit a raccoon with my car...and i feel really bad and i dont know what to do"
"okay...where are you?"
"uhh... 132nd"
"and a cross street?"
"there isnt a cro..."
"there has to be a cross street"
"its off of green street"
"alright an officer will be right out to put him down"
so we get back in the car, and we're watching the guy squirm around and whatnot. it sucked so much. i felt real bad for the little guy, and wanted to help him out. then i realized, oh no way its a raccoon, i dont want rabies...or AIDS or whatever the hell you can get from a raccoon. so the cop shows up. and were just laughing having a good ole time making light of the situation...and he whips out a shovel...pushes the little guy to the side of the road, when the raccoon decides to attempt retalliation...the attempt was to no avail. HE HAD 3 LEGS! plus was bleeding everywhere. so after some discussion, the cop tells us that he's going to shoot it now...so we stand back...he fires...AND IT STARTS FLAILING EVERYWHERE! thats pretty much the end of the story...so i ran back to my house and we all went our seperate ways.
this update was long as hell...you liked it.