I have decided which candidate gets My vote...

[jake_the_ape]

Congressman Duncan Hunter!

based on his name alone!

President Hunter! That's a bad-ass name! NOBODY fucks with President Duncan Hunter!

"General! Get in here!"

"Yes, Mr. President?"

"I'm in a foul mood! Bring me the launch codes."

"Th-the launch codes, sir?"

"That midget in North Korea is whining about "foreign policy" again.... makes me mad... and NOBODY fucks with President Duncan Hunter!"