Photobucket wouldnt upload the title page, so enjoy our butler :D
LJ Cut isn't working AGAIN for me so sorry for spamming your friends page :(
Starring
Bonnie: I wouldn't actually mind this, but it means I'm in the same age zone as the wrinkled old hag that is Dahlia >:(
Hehe, she's not that bad ;)
Bonnie: You don't know the half of it.
Bonnie: I wish that Jake would play us more so Dahlia can die and I don't have to be stuck listening to her moaning whilst we're temporarily frozen.
Nice.
Rose: I can't wait till I can grow old and retire :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You never work anyway, your always pregnant...
Dahlisle: This is highly uncomfortable.
Carlisle: Grandma, lets agree to never do that again.
Dahlia: Don't talk to me, peasant.
Rose: This is swell right?
Dahlia: I hope that bitch dies.
Bonnie: Get me to a mirror. No words. Whatsoever.
Rose: Her clothes are making me nauseous.
I didn't think Bonnie grew up that bad. She looks like one of the prettiest elders I've had :)
Rose: Blotch.
Rose: Pregnant again? I'm starting to wonder if Carlisle has ever heard of protection ;)
Parsley: Does nobody pay attention to me?
Parsley: Now I know how Harry Potter felt ¬_¬
Matthew: Yes, I am THE Matthew Hamming. 5 Star A-List celeb and Oscar nominated actor :D
Dahlia: Marry him, kill him, get his inheritance.
Matthew: Well hello there young man ;)
Carlisle: OHMYGODTHEMATTHEWHAMMINGISINMYHOUSE
Dahlia: He is so rich!
Carlisle: He is so hot!
All Carlisle seemed to be thinking about was about Matthew...
Carlisle :/
Meanwhile, Basil discovered the toy his great grandfather used to sleep with :)
Basil: Hmmm... I have a suspicious feeling that something suspicious is hiding in this susipicious blue box.
Sorry... skipped ahead a bit.
Rose: Oh I REALLY hate having kids :(
It's a GIRL! I named her Cassia, and to spare you with pictures of the birthday her toddler pic and traits are below.
I think shes adorable :D
Dahlia: Another birthday? I feel old already.
I love this :')
Basil: I is well cool
Basil added Grumpy to his list of traits. How can you have a couch potato that loves the outdoors?
Basil: So, this must be my new room.
Basil: Oh
Basil: My
Basil: God! That seriously isn't my room is it?
It is :D your favourite colours pink and your grumpy so I decided to use that to my advantage.
Basil: I hate people.
Cassia: Awmigawd! A booger <3
Parsley: Where is my cool grandma, the one with pink in her hair? I demand her instantly!
Bonnie: Oh that lady isn't your real grandmother, no... She's your great-grandmother. I'm the real thing right here!
Parsley: Sometimes fake is better.
Ouch.
Carlisle: So Basil, did you see Matthew Hamming in our house the other day? He looked so nifty in that suit!
Basil: I don't feel comfortable having this conversation with my father.
Carlisle: I feel like I'm going to burst...
Make sure you don't hit the camera.
Dahlia: I'm an A-Listed celebrity and I'm having cake for breakfast? What kind of world am I living in?
My world <3
Dahlia: There. You know I'm on a diet and I've already ate half of it, but I'm not eating the other half.
Dahlia: I mean look at this place! It's filthy.
Flies: She got that right.
Dahlia: I need a butler.
Dahlia: Is there not a discount price for celebrities?... Dahlia Hollister, famous around the world for my band. You've.... you've never heard of me? Oh you have got to be kidding.
Dahlia: I'm dating Matthew Hamming! Four star celebrity? Out of five? Ah just be here at 6.
This is our butlers bedroom. I might fire him, extend the basement and make a little area for Dahlia if she lives that long.
Dahlia: Matthew, baby! Listen I was wondering if you'd like to come over to Aquarius with me, they need me to dance there to raise my profile.
Dahlia: Nobody says no to Dahlia Hollister!
Looks like he just did.
Dahlia: WOWEAareshitatactuallybotheringtomakeanexpansionthatfillsbars so lets get this party started!
Dahlia: I feel so alive!
Dahlia: Look, even the bouncers coming over to jive with me!
Dahlia: A 1 star nobody and a plain nobody! RUN AWAAAAAAAAY.
Bimbo: My moustache will win elections!
Bimbo: It has a mind of its own you know.
Our butler arrived... finally.
Jeeves: As the head of this household and a leading vampire, you should be ashamed of the mess this house is in. Hang thy head in shame!
Justin: What used to please me is that I used to be the star of this legacy, now I'm degraded to one line per chapter :(
As the great Nelson Muntz would say: HAHA.
End of the chapter! Not sure when the next one will be out because I'm not really enjoying writing them but I'll try :D
Keep Simming
~Jake_960