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[sandpaperbreath]

ARRIGHT PEOPLE, LISTEN UP.

THIS IS NOW A MOTHER FUCKING DATING SIM.

A SRS BSNS, GRADE A DATING SIM.

GOGOGO.

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[psychoticracer]

[Vroom vroom. Chicks like zoomers, right?]

[sandpaperbreath]

♥ "Can I have a ride?"

♥ "Gimme a ride."

♥ Just climb on, gripping around Erol's slim waist for balance.

[psychoticracer]

♥ "Can I have a ride?"

It'll be a rough one. Sure you're up to it?

[sandpaperbreath]

♥ "When am I not?"

♥ "Of--Of course I am!"

♥ "I'm sure I've had rougher rides in the past."

[sandpaperbreath]

[Checking out all these maps day in and day out sure makes a guy lonely.]

[psychoticracer]

♥ "Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

♥ Try to sneak up on him.

♥ Bring him tea.

[sandpaperbreath]

"Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"

It's a pistol. And I'll use it on yer head if you don't piss off.

[psychoticracer]

♥ Pistol, piss off. I get it. Clever.

♥ So uncharitable! I thought you'd be glad to see me after so long...

♥ Use Gender Bending Eco.

[shadesofeco]

[I'm so angry. I think I'll stand here and stare petulantly at this wall.]

[sandpaperbreath]

♥ "Jak, got an important mission fer ya."

♥ "...Kid. Hey. Jak." snap fingers in his face.

♥ "How y'feelin' kid?"

[shadesofeco]

♥ "Jak, got an important mission fer ya."

Let me guess, it involves mud and more mud.

[sandpaperbreath]

♥ "You damn well read my mind!"

♥ "No."

♥ "Daymn, kid, I didn't know y'were into that kinda shit."

[deinxxrazer]

[This is Razer, and he is bored out of his mind. Or at least looks like it. He's Razer, it's what he does.]

[shadesofeco]

♥ "You ready to rock and rumble?"

♥ Glare menacingly.

♥ Compliment him on his perfect hair.

[deinxxrazer]

♥ "You ready to rock and rumble?"

[Smile.]

Am I ever NOT?

[deinxxrazer]

♥ Glare menacingly.

...Is that supposed to be intimidating? Really?

[This is a nice cigarette, let's focus on that. Draaaag.]

...can I play? /late

[bazookabarmaid]

[I am very engrossed in these gun blueprints.]

YES

[psychoticracer]

♥ What's a little thing like yourself doing with something like that, hm?

♥ Ask about the gun.

♥ Touch ass.

Re: YES

[bazookabarmaid]

♥ What's a little thing like yourself doing with something like that, hm?

"Just designing a more efficient way of storing eco cartridges with just as much energy."

Giggle~<3

[psychoticracer]

♥ "Rather complicated for a hot piece like you, isn't it?"

♥ "Hm, need a tester for the finished product?"

♥ "Mm hmm." Use Gender Bending Eco.