Long, Confusing, Disjointed AX09 Report

[jajaja_que]

I don't even know where to start with this.

cptminibeast  and I had an amazing pre-con time in Long Beach.

Day 1 involved:
Cammy cosplay
Meeting a whole slew of /cgl/ folks
Not recognizing Ai-Honey
Copious ass-grabbing (and a huge fucking hand print from masadluffy  >:[ )
Hung out with h2orowe et al.
Wardrobe malfunctions that left me clutching my breasts at CPK
I'M A SUBMARINE
Losing my phone ;____;

Day 2:
Woke up next to Ai-Honey in Thomas' suite.
Sol Badguy cosplay
cptminibeast found my phone <3333333
Daisuke Ishiwatari signing my exposed belly and sword <3333333333 (doctorman documented this)
Saw Kaname in Ichigo
Little Tokyo with
gamie_lubbus for vegan food and Homotalia figures

gamie_lubbus sniping pictures of me in a food coma
Partying
The loss of my pants at said party
I LEARNED SOME TECHNIQUES AT YAOICON; LET ME GET MY PARTNER
Me becoming a Jewbox in Thomas' hoodies and getting Solid Snake'd by cptminibeast

Day 3:
Woke up in cptminibeast 's room
Put on Caimie
Elevator'd with Mike McFarland
Did not find Kaname
Changed into Mugi
Caught the tail end of the K-ON! gathering
Hung out and Rock Band'd with Harris
IHOP'd with funkysonicworld , jimiduck ,
maguma_sama , and Indiana Jones.
Cosplay Chess
Slept through LCS
Fancy Party

Day 4:
Woke up in Jarrod's room between
gamie_lubbus and cptminibeast .
Tried and failed to find the beach with my mommy
Said goodbye to the world

MATCHING UP TENSES IS FOR PUSSIES.
There was a lot more that happened, but that's all I can remember right now. It was pretty fucking amazing. Everyone I saw there, I love you very much. Thanks for a great con. <3