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An 80 year old man was very lonely after his wife died and decided to join a dating agency.
He got partnered up with a woman, aged 79, and they went to the park for their date.
They had a great time, especially the old man, as the majority of the period was spent with her holding his dick.
After their date had finished he said to her he would like to see her again, so they set up another date at the park bench.
When the time arrived, the lady got there to find the old man missing. She searched around other park benches for him but it seemed as if he had stood her up. She started walking home when she saw the old man on a bench outside the park, with another old lady about 90 years old, holding his dick.
The lady he was furious. She grabbed the old man by the scruff of his wrinkly neck and yelled at him "You two timing slut! Hw could you do this to me! I hold your dick as well! What's she got that I haven't got?!"
The old man smiled, closed his eyes and sighed happily. "Parkinsons".
He got partnered up with a woman, aged 79, and they went to the park for their date.
They had a great time, especially the old man, as the majority of the period was spent with her holding his dick.
After their date had finished he said to her he would like to see her again, so they set up another date at the park bench.
When the time arrived, the lady got there to find the old man missing. She searched around other park benches for him but it seemed as if he had stood her up. She started walking home when she saw the old man on a bench outside the park, with another old lady about 90 years old, holding his dick.
The lady he was furious. She grabbed the old man by the scruff of his wrinkly neck and yelled at him "You two timing slut! Hw could you do this to me! I hold your dick as well! What's she got that I haven't got?!"
The old man smiled, closed his eyes and sighed happily. "Parkinsons".