So I'm going to do non-gaming LJ posts.
...later.
-Back to Olympus Coliseum! I hope this level passes fast. I like playing here but I have been sick to death of the music since KH1 and its five million tournaments.
-No, I can't play it without sound turned off, THAT WOULD JUST BE WEIRD
-Hi Phil. Let me guess, training!
-And Herc is fucking off somewhere as per usual
-BLAH BLAH BLAH ONLY A HERO CAN GET THROUGH THE BLOCKS BLAH
-HOLY SHIT DID SORA JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF PHIL?
-Oh no he just unlocked the door...but still.
-Weird, Phil is being quasi-reasonable for once.'
-YAY, I DON'T HAVE TO TRAIN. I'M GOING IN. COVER ME!
-Obtained: A shred of wisdom. YEAH, SORA COULD USE THAT.
-Oh fuckies most of my abilities are locked.
-”Warning: You can lower the Coliseum difficulty but it will FUCK YOU UP, son.” >:(
-The Coliseum’s turned into a labyrinth? BUT I JUST DID MAZES.
-MICKEY HAS BEGUN TO LEETSPEAK
SCREAMS
-Sora, that is a glowing light. It’s not a scrap of paper. Have you never gone to school.
-Oh wait no I guess he hasn’t, technically. He's data. Dumbness is forgiven :|b
-LOTS OF WORDS ABOUT HOW TO FIGHT HERE AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND THEM ALL
-...oh, it’s a Final Fantasy battle! Why didn’t they just say so?
-Turn-based RPG in KH is very interesting. It's really fun! And there's still stuff with timing and all to make it action-y. But I'm definitely feeling a wave of nostalgia.
-This is more complicated than I would’ve expected, even though it’s not really a very mazey labyrinth.
-Interesting. Even though it’s a side-view FF style battle, you can still block and do stuff to perform extra damage. So sorta action-y RPG but...not. And smashing blocks in the room before you get into a fight makes the enemies weaker. I’m down for that, I always love smashing.
-HI HADES. Talk at me, you sexy thing.
-”Now, back to stuff I care about...” LOL. Sora you’ve been owned.
-Pfffft Hercules is lost in the maze. Pretty but dumb strikes again.
-I love that included in all the different vocalizations they recorded for the text portion, they included a whining noise for Sora.
-Herc is totes cool with mysterious kid showing up who knows about bad things going down but won’t say why. Okay.
-FIRST DISNEY TEAMUP YAY
-Sora I know you think Herc is treating you like a warrior or something by letting you lead but two words: cannon. fodder.
-Wow, the moogle in this level flat-out tells you he’s going to price-gouge you :|a At least he’s honest! Maybe he knows the Organization moogle, that guy was always shady.
-Hades to Cloud: “Show Hercules who can really go the distance.” Heh.
-OH THANK GOD I FINALLY BEAT CLOUD THAT TOOK THREE TRIES I LEVELED UP LIKE...A LOT.
-Wow Hades didn't even wait for Cloud to doubt his purpose or something before swooping in and calling him a fuckup.
-Can Cloud join the party now?
-Awwwww
-/SAVES SO HARD
-Man Sora is superpissed
-Pffft Hades mocking people's haircuts. I'm so sad this is all in text. I would love to hear this acted out.
-Spiky barred gate lifting ominously...eek.
-I DISLIKE DOGGIE GROWLS Oh who am I kidding I know who the boss is
-HADES NEVER STOP BEING HILARIOUS
-YAY I FINALLY WON. That took longer than I'd like. On the plus side I should be overleveled for a lot of other stuff because I ran around and did bonus bug rooms and quests in other worlds for a little while.
-”This time we didn’t get a video” heh. I'm glad that Data Sora feels the same way I do about cutscenes. We should always be rewarded with cutscenes.
-blahblahblahmumbojumbo
-This makes no sense
-AND SUDDENLY, PETE
-WHY IS PETE THERE
-IS THAT THE REAL PETE
-WHAT
-WHAT
-WHAT
-OKAY LET’S CHASE HIM I GUESS
-Desert! We're in Agrabah now. Imma go save.