I think I won

[jaina]

Luce: I had my very first one this weekend you know

Me: first what

Luce: S'more

Me: GET THE FUCK OUT

Luce: I AM ENGLISH
WE DON'T DO SMORES
I had my first S'more at the tender age of 23 and it was AMAZING

Me: That's fucked up
Fucking limeys, no wonder we left

Luce: ...>:[
...you guys don't have Jaffa Cakes

Me: We have Tasty Kakes, we don't

Comments

[greenfish]

I nearly spit out my coffee when I read "... WE HAVE AUSTEN, YOU HAVE MEYER."

Touche!

I do, however, think it's criminal to spend your entire childhood S'more-free.

[jaina]

She's obviously been stunted.

[loobywibble]

...I bet you've never had a Creme Egg.

[jaina]

Hahahahahahaha

I have a package in my freezer RIGHT NOW.

[loobywibble]

I hate you so much.

[jaina]

I'm gonna go home after work and eat it while thinking of you.