"MAVERICK MAVERICK HOCKEY MOM I HAVE A DOWNS KID I'M A FOLKSY AMERICAN MAVERICK!!!!!!"
So I kindasorta liveblogged the debate. Did more line-by-line commentary in the beginning, before the eyerolling started to give me a headache.
Ten seconds in and I want Palin to suck it. ALREADY going for the mom-and-family angle?
OH FUCK YOU PALIN MCCAIN WAS NOT EVEN ON THE FUCKING COMMITTEES CRUCIAL TO THE BAILOUT. THIS IS NOT JOHN MCCAIN'S BAILOUT.
Biden is making a good point about McCain being out of touch about the economy, but man, this really reminds me of a couple of Mary Sue writers' posses coming to defend their friends against the meanness of fanficrants or somewhere.
Wow, Sarah Palin's eyes are dead inside.
I know Joe Biden sponsored the Violence Against Women Act, but do you think he'd mind if I flew through the TV and punched her in the face?
"LOL SHE'S TOTALLY WRONG AND HERE'S IT EXACTLY. ALSO HERE'S WHERE SHE DIDN'T ANSWER THIS OTHER STUFF RIGHT." I <3 you, Joe.
...but Sarah, they didn't ASK you what YOU did about taxes as governor. That's not what the question was about.
Oh man, he made the audience laugh at his "ultimate bridge to nowhere" comment. Win.
Ugh, she's so fakey-fake down-home and folksy I kind of want to barf. Shut UP, Shill Palin.
She SERIOUSLY thinks McCain can keep ALL his promises? Seriously?
Hmm, she sounds like she's cracking a little. Keep at her, Joe!
Oh, fuck off, you homophobic bigot.
"Some of my best friends are gay!"
If Obama's plan is a white flag of surrender, you might wanna tell that to Bush too.
Oh honey, stop trying to get Biden on your side against Obama. He's Obama's running mate. It's really not gonna work.
emli638: DOGGONIT???
jainax: WHAT THE FUCK
"John McCain has already tapped me" O RLY?
"He is that man that we need to leave" Nice Freudian slip!
YES, THANK YOU FOR JUMPING ON THE MAVERICK THING FINALLY
My favorite part was when Keith Olbermann was talking during the pre-show and a couple of people in the crowd rickrolled him via signs.
Ten seconds in and I want Palin to suck it. ALREADY going for the mom-and-family angle?
OH FUCK YOU PALIN MCCAIN WAS NOT EVEN ON THE FUCKING COMMITTEES CRUCIAL TO THE BAILOUT. THIS IS NOT JOHN MCCAIN'S BAILOUT.
Biden is making a good point about McCain being out of touch about the economy, but man, this really reminds me of a couple of Mary Sue writers' posses coming to defend their friends against the meanness of fanficrants or somewhere.
Wow, Sarah Palin's eyes are dead inside.
I know Joe Biden sponsored the Violence Against Women Act, but do you think he'd mind if I flew through the TV and punched her in the face?
"LOL SHE'S TOTALLY WRONG AND HERE'S IT EXACTLY. ALSO HERE'S WHERE SHE DIDN'T ANSWER THIS OTHER STUFF RIGHT." I <3 you, Joe.
...but Sarah, they didn't ASK you what YOU did about taxes as governor. That's not what the question was about.
Oh man, he made the audience laugh at his "ultimate bridge to nowhere" comment. Win.
Ugh, she's so fakey-fake down-home and folksy I kind of want to barf. Shut UP, Shill Palin.
She SERIOUSLY thinks McCain can keep ALL his promises? Seriously?
Hmm, she sounds like she's cracking a little. Keep at her, Joe!
Oh, fuck off, you homophobic bigot.
"Some of my best friends are gay!"
If Obama's plan is a white flag of surrender, you might wanna tell that to Bush too.
Oh honey, stop trying to get Biden on your side against Obama. He's Obama's running mate. It's really not gonna work.
emli638: DOGGONIT???
jainax: WHAT THE FUCK
"John McCain has already tapped me" O RLY?
"He is that man that we need to leave" Nice Freudian slip!
YES, THANK YOU FOR JUMPING ON THE MAVERICK THING FINALLY
My favorite part was when Keith Olbermann was talking during the pre-show and a couple of people in the crowd rickrolled him via signs.