I'm a work-avoiding meme sheep. Baaah.
I've done this for Bleach before, but there have probably been a few changes, and I'm adding some new fandoms.
Bleach
One True Pairing Ship(s): Ichigo/Rukia
Favorite Canon Ship(s): Isshin/Masaki, Urahara/Yoruichi
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Ichigo/Orihime (or I'll stab someone ELSE'S eyes out)
"You are one sick bastard": Byakuya/Rukia (not that sick really, I guess I am not deviant enough with my pairings)
"I dabble a little": Renji/Rangiku
"It's like a car crash": Grimmjow/ANYONE
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Ukitake/Kyouraku
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Hisagi/Rukia
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Byakuya/Renji
"When all is said and done": Ichigo/Rukia, Ishida/Orihime, possibly Chad/Karin (OH GOD IN THE FUTURE)
Avatar: The Last Airbender
One True Pairing Ship(s): I don't know if I have any true OTPs here, but let's say Sokka/Suki
Favorite Canon Ship(s): ...Sokka/Suki
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Aang/Katara, mostly because he's TWELVE. Give me a flash-forward and I'm not so stabby about it.
"You are one sick bastard": Appa/Momo
"I dabble a little": Katara/Zuko
"It's like a car crash": Sokka/Ty Lee
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Mai/Zuko
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Zuko/Rukia. WHAT.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Aang/Katara
"When all is said and done": Iroh/Tea
Fullmetal Alchemist
One True Pairing Ship(s): Mustang/Hawkeye
Favorite Canon Ship(s): Izumi/Mr. Izumi
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Ed/Al
"You are one sick bastard": Ed/That figure in the gate
"I dabble a little": Mustang/Hughes
"It's like a car crash": Scar/Lust
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Ed/Winry
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Winry/Sciezka
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Roy/Al
"When all is said and done": Hughes/Mustang friendship. Because I love me some devoted friendship the most.
Bleach
One True Pairing Ship(s): Ichigo/Rukia
Favorite Canon Ship(s): Isshin/Masaki, Urahara/Yoruichi
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Ichigo/Orihime (or I'll stab someone ELSE'S eyes out)
"You are one sick bastard": Byakuya/Rukia (not that sick really, I guess I am not deviant enough with my pairings)
"I dabble a little": Renji/Rangiku
"It's like a car crash": Grimmjow/ANYONE
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Ukitake/Kyouraku
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Hisagi/Rukia
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Byakuya/Renji
"When all is said and done": Ichigo/Rukia, Ishida/Orihime, possibly Chad/Karin (OH GOD IN THE FUTURE)
Avatar: The Last Airbender
One True Pairing Ship(s): I don't know if I have any true OTPs here, but let's say Sokka/Suki
Favorite Canon Ship(s): ...Sokka/Suki
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Aang/Katara, mostly because he's TWELVE. Give me a flash-forward and I'm not so stabby about it.
"You are one sick bastard": Appa/Momo
"I dabble a little": Katara/Zuko
"It's like a car crash": Sokka/Ty Lee
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Mai/Zuko
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Zuko/Rukia. WHAT.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Aang/Katara
"When all is said and done": Iroh/Tea
Fullmetal Alchemist
One True Pairing Ship(s): Mustang/Hawkeye
Favorite Canon Ship(s): Izumi/Mr. Izumi
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Ed/Al
"You are one sick bastard": Ed/That figure in the gate
"I dabble a little": Mustang/Hughes
"It's like a car crash": Scar/Lust
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Ed/Winry
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Winry/Sciezka
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Roy/Al
"When all is said and done": Hughes/Mustang friendship. Because I love me some devoted friendship the most.