A long overdue QUOTES FILE UPDATE
I.E. We're a bunch of crazy bitches in chat.
scathachdhu brings us philosophy:
shun the nonbeliever says: Sometimes you gotta be Quinn, sometimes you gotta be Daria
tenebris and I get random (yes, we know, there are no canon pairings, we don't actually think other shippers are dumb--we were just poking fun at ship wars. I quote selectively to preserve the lulz without massive context.)
jainax: zomg biotch I said hi and you left me today :D h0r!
Mirudente: Sorry sorry I was running out!
jainax: MY WOUNDS REFUSE TO HEAL
Mirudente: *applies elixir*
jainax: I dunno. I think only a megaelixir will do.
Mirudente: *prepares to quest*
jainax: A slime draws near!
Mirudente: I cast Magic Missile
jainax: You killed the slime! You found 8 gp!
Mirudente: I collect the gold and continue into the dungeon
jainax: An IchiOri shipper draws near!
Mirudente: I prepare my shield of IchiRuki fanfic txt
jainax: The IchiOri shipper attacks with a Lance of Batshit
Mirudente: I defend with my shield of IchiRuki good fanfic.
jainax: You take no damage! The IchiOri shipper pauses.
Mirudente: I attack with my Spear of Canon
jainax: The IchiOri shipper takes 10 dmg and draws back, momentarily stunned!
jainax: FINISH HER
Mirudente: I pull my sword of 116 and 150 and attack
jainax: FATALITY
GinaBelle22: COME GET YOUR NEW ZEBRA PRINT SOFA FOR NO MONEY DOWN, AT RENJI'S WAREHOUSE WHERE WE SAVE YOU MONEYYYYY! *throws cash*
jainax: God. I cannot think of a title for this fic. "Cherrypicked" has lodged itself in my brain.
meggier1: ...
meggier1: You break me
meggier1: Repeatedly
raynos: But I always wanted to start something humorous with "It was a dark and stomry night"
baby-eating zombie says: "Good thing they were inside."
raynos: "The rain slashed at the windows!"
baby-eating zombie says: the rain likes yaoi, clearly
raynos: XDXDXD It wants to get the window into its bed~~~ ;0
baby-eating zombie says: window/rain otp
raynos: Rain totally tops
arafel on Ichigo's burgeoning sexuality:
Magadauthan: "You mean... I'm supposed to put it in a girl and wiggle around a lot? WHAT YOU SAY, THAT IS CRAZY TALKS RIGHT THERE"
Magadauthan: I had a soda that tasted just like beer!
Magadauthan: WAIT IT WAS BEER
jainax: Urahara sounds like a pothead
scathachdhu: in the dub?
jainax: yes
jainax: total pothead
jainax: I find it hilarious
jainax: Not how I picture him at all. But....pothead, hee!
scathachdhu: Well, I could totally see him and Yoruichi toking it up
jainax: him more than her
jainax: she's a social smoker
jainax: follows his lead
scathachdhu: They would sit around and discuss philisophy
scathachdhu: or, you know, that crack in the ceiling that looks like Benihime
snowstorm burning says: ======) > ( (.) )
raynos: ... ...
Ten says: ... ...
snowstorm burning says: what?
nkengeh: I made soup out of leftover mashed potatoes and chicken broth
jainax: oh shit yummy
nkengeh: it turned out better than I thought
jainax: now I want some
nkengeh: damn internets, not letting me send soup
jainax: let you send me some
nkengeh: my pokesoups
nkengeh: man, we are retarded
Ten says: Why are you poking me?
snowstorm burning says: For the sheer joy of poking.
Ten says: Pig ;)
snowstorm burning says: INDEED
Ten says: Excellent
snowstorm burning says: Forsooth
Ten says: Prithee?
snowstorm burning says: EXCULPATORY.
Ten says: Sprachbund?
snowstorm burning says: By the power of Grayskull.
Ten says: MELANCHOLY BABY!
missweber@mac.com: I'm writing angst-fic about a %&()$* flying lemur at the moment.
SarcasticVal: MY MAC IS SUPERIOR BAHAHAHA*hackcoughchoke*ha
SarcasticVal: you must first respect the boobies
SarcasticVal: or else the boobies will not respect you
raynos on badfic:
Ichigo: YOU'RE A BITCH
Rukia: *WAILS*
Ichigo: Uh, I mean YOU'RE AN ANGEL
Rukia: *sparkly shoujo rainbow, smooches the heck out of Ichigo*
iamastealthninja: Whatever, man. I eat babies and all, and I still want Hello Kitty's little mouthless face on the side of my toast.
scathachdhu and I are defeated by this image:
scathachdhu: gah!
scathachdhu: it's so cute!
jainax: God, it SO is
jainax: Ultimate Woobie
scathachdhu: FATALITY
jainax: ROFL
scathachdhu: that's the baby's bankai
jainax: HA HA HA
jainax: win
scathachdhu: just looking at you
scathachdhu: and you're done
jainax: still want distracting porny fanart?
iamastealthninja: Er.....
iamastealthninja: Is this a trick question?
iamastealthninja: Like when my mom asks me "Do you want some cash?"
jainax: Iroh/Tea/Awesome is actually a canon ot3
meggier1: Exactly. But I think it's there's tea. And tea loves Iroh and Iroh loves tea and the combination is so wonderful that it attracts the Awesomeness. And Iroh and Tea were like, "Hello there, Awesomeness. Would you like to join me and the tea?" And the Awesomeness was all, "I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK!"
sache figures out the Bleach filler arc:
meggier1: OH. KARIYA IS HER SON. KINDA.
meggier1: And she is like, "LOVE YOUR MAMA!" And he is all, "FUCK OFF"
banfennid on Yoruichi vs. Soi Fon:
TheBanfennid: This fight... it's like a striptease to the death.
raynos is offended by capslock:
raynos: I AM A SHIFT KEY PERSON YOU BIGOT
A Spook: Bah. Teh Queen of Expedia has no need of such things as speullcheque
A Spook: I feel the excitement in my squishy spots
Ten says: She lives on Mars!
Ten says: Where she writers the pr0n
Ten says: She's Ten, Ten, Ten
Ten says: Not Nine, Nine, Nine
scathachdhu speculates on what could set off another Renji vs. Byakuya fight:
scathachdhu: I just had this image in my mind of them all staring at each other horrified
scathachdhu: and it made me laugh
scathachdhu: "Zabimaru!...Zabimaru?"
scathachdhu: "Man, you're trying to fuck his sister in his own house. You're on your own."
jainax: COCKS ARE VERY IMPORTANT IN SOUL SOCIETY
iamastealthninja: DUDE FOR REALS
iamastealthninja: THEY DONT HAVE ALARM CLOCKS
iamastealthninja: SO YOU REALLY NEED THE ROOSTERS
Val and I discuss fashion revelations of Bleach ch. 262:
jainax: They're more curvy ruffles
SarcasticVal: Shakespearean?
SarcasticVal: Or vampire?
SarcasticVal: VAMPIRE SHAKESPEARE
SarcasticVal: Sure, he'll kill you by sucking out all of your blood, but at least he'll compose a nice poem in iambic pentameter to memorialize the occasion
SarcasticVal: OH NOES MEREDITH DROWNED
jainax: I'm so sure
SarcasticVal: Then the show would just be Anatomy
scathachdhu brings us philosophy:
shun the nonbeliever says: Sometimes you gotta be Quinn, sometimes you gotta be Daria
tenebris and I get random (yes, we know, there are no canon pairings, we don't actually think other shippers are dumb--we were just poking fun at ship wars. I quote selectively to preserve the lulz without massive context.)
jainax: zomg biotch I said hi and you left me today :D h0r!
Mirudente: Sorry sorry I was running out!
jainax: MY WOUNDS REFUSE TO HEAL
Mirudente: *applies elixir*
jainax: I dunno. I think only a megaelixir will do.
Mirudente: *prepares to quest*
jainax: A slime draws near!
Mirudente: I cast Magic Missile
jainax: You killed the slime! You found 8 gp!
Mirudente: I collect the gold and continue into the dungeon
jainax: An IchiOri shipper draws near!
Mirudente: I prepare my shield of IchiRuki fanfic txt
jainax: The IchiOri shipper attacks with a Lance of Batshit
Mirudente: I defend with my shield of IchiRuki good fanfic.
jainax: You take no damage! The IchiOri shipper pauses.
Mirudente: I attack with my Spear of Canon
jainax: The IchiOri shipper takes 10 dmg and draws back, momentarily stunned!
jainax: FINISH HER
Mirudente: I pull my sword of 116 and 150 and attack
jainax: FATALITY
GinaBelle22: COME GET YOUR NEW ZEBRA PRINT SOFA FOR NO MONEY DOWN, AT RENJI'S WAREHOUSE WHERE WE SAVE YOU MONEYYYYY! *throws cash*
jainax: God. I cannot think of a title for this fic. "Cherrypicked" has lodged itself in my brain.
meggier1: ...
meggier1: You break me
meggier1: Repeatedly
raynos: But I always wanted to start something humorous with "It was a dark and stomry night"
baby-eating zombie says: "Good thing they were inside."
raynos: "The rain slashed at the windows!"
baby-eating zombie says: the rain likes yaoi, clearly
raynos: XDXDXD It wants to get the window into its bed~~~ ;0
baby-eating zombie says: window/rain otp
raynos: Rain totally tops
arafel on Ichigo's burgeoning sexuality:
Magadauthan: "You mean... I'm supposed to put it in a girl and wiggle around a lot? WHAT YOU SAY, THAT IS CRAZY TALKS RIGHT THERE"
Magadauthan: I had a soda that tasted just like beer!
Magadauthan: WAIT IT WAS BEER
jainax: Urahara sounds like a pothead
scathachdhu: in the dub?
jainax: yes
jainax: total pothead
jainax: I find it hilarious
jainax: Not how I picture him at all. But....pothead, hee!
scathachdhu: Well, I could totally see him and Yoruichi toking it up
jainax: him more than her
jainax: she's a social smoker
jainax: follows his lead
scathachdhu: They would sit around and discuss philisophy
scathachdhu: or, you know, that crack in the ceiling that looks like Benihime
snowstorm burning says: ======) > ( (.) )
raynos: ... ...
Ten says: ... ...
snowstorm burning says: what?
nkengeh: I made soup out of leftover mashed potatoes and chicken broth
jainax: oh shit yummy
nkengeh: it turned out better than I thought
jainax: now I want some
nkengeh: damn internets, not letting me send soup
jainax: let you send me some
nkengeh: my pokesoups
nkengeh: man, we are retarded
Ten says: Why are you poking me?
snowstorm burning says: For the sheer joy of poking.
Ten says: Pig ;)
snowstorm burning says: INDEED
Ten says: Excellent
snowstorm burning says: Forsooth
Ten says: Prithee?
snowstorm burning says: EXCULPATORY.
Ten says: Sprachbund?
snowstorm burning says: By the power of Grayskull.
Ten says: MELANCHOLY BABY!
missweber@mac.com: I'm writing angst-fic about a %&()$* flying lemur at the moment.
SarcasticVal: MY MAC IS SUPERIOR BAHAHAHA*hackcoughchoke*ha
SarcasticVal: you must first respect the boobies
SarcasticVal: or else the boobies will not respect you
raynos on badfic:
Ichigo: YOU'RE A BITCH
Rukia: *WAILS*
Ichigo: Uh, I mean YOU'RE AN ANGEL
Rukia: *sparkly shoujo rainbow, smooches the heck out of Ichigo*
iamastealthninja: Whatever, man. I eat babies and all, and I still want Hello Kitty's little mouthless face on the side of my toast.
scathachdhu and I are defeated by this image:
scathachdhu: gah!
scathachdhu: it's so cute!
jainax: God, it SO is
jainax: Ultimate Woobie
scathachdhu: FATALITY
jainax: ROFL
scathachdhu: that's the baby's bankai
jainax: HA HA HA
jainax: win
scathachdhu: just looking at you
scathachdhu: and you're done
jainax: still want distracting porny fanart?
iamastealthninja: Er.....
iamastealthninja: Is this a trick question?
iamastealthninja: Like when my mom asks me "Do you want some cash?"
jainax: Iroh/Tea/Awesome is actually a canon ot3
meggier1: Exactly. But I think it's there's tea. And tea loves Iroh and Iroh loves tea and the combination is so wonderful that it attracts the Awesomeness. And Iroh and Tea were like, "Hello there, Awesomeness. Would you like to join me and the tea?" And the Awesomeness was all, "I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK!"
sache figures out the Bleach filler arc:
meggier1: OH. KARIYA IS HER SON. KINDA.
meggier1: And she is like, "LOVE YOUR MAMA!" And he is all, "FUCK OFF"
banfennid on Yoruichi vs. Soi Fon:
TheBanfennid: This fight... it's like a striptease to the death.
raynos is offended by capslock:
raynos: I AM A SHIFT KEY PERSON YOU BIGOT
A Spook: Bah. Teh Queen of Expedia has no need of such things as speullcheque
A Spook: I feel the excitement in my squishy spots
Ten says: She lives on Mars!
Ten says: Where she writers the pr0n
Ten says: She's Ten, Ten, Ten
Ten says: Not Nine, Nine, Nine
scathachdhu speculates on what could set off another Renji vs. Byakuya fight:
scathachdhu: I just had this image in my mind of them all staring at each other horrified
scathachdhu: and it made me laugh
scathachdhu: "Zabimaru!...Zabimaru?"
scathachdhu: "Man, you're trying to fuck his sister in his own house. You're on your own."
jainax: COCKS ARE VERY IMPORTANT IN SOUL SOCIETY
iamastealthninja: DUDE FOR REALS
iamastealthninja: THEY DONT HAVE ALARM CLOCKS
iamastealthninja: SO YOU REALLY NEED THE ROOSTERS
Val and I discuss fashion revelations of Bleach ch. 262:
jainax: They're more curvy ruffles
SarcasticVal: Shakespearean?
SarcasticVal: Or vampire?
SarcasticVal: VAMPIRE SHAKESPEARE
SarcasticVal: Sure, he'll kill you by sucking out all of your blood, but at least he'll compose a nice poem in iambic pentameter to memorialize the occasion
SarcasticVal: OH NOES MEREDITH DROWNED
jainax: I'm so sure
SarcasticVal: Then the show would just be Anatomy