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[jaina]

JAINA: *gets up at the asscrack of dawn to go to the train station for a work function in NYC, cleans car off, leaves*

SNOW AND ICE: *rapes car*

JAINA: *turns back, goes home, goes back to sleep, gets up a while later to maybe go to regular work*

OFFICE VOICEMAIL: *claims office is open*

JAINA: *calls editor*
JAINA: *calls editor*
JAINA: *calls editor*

JAINA: *reluctantly goes to work through crappy roads*

EDITOR: *sends text cheerfully proclaiming it a snow day and all should stay home*

JAINA: *sets things on fucking fire*

EDIT: Home now! Yay.