When I'm driving down a residential street behind another car and they slow down and there's a driveway on the left and none on the right, I normally assume they're about to turn into that driveway and refrain from attempting to pass them on the left. But that's just me.
Miss Androny: Oh baby, thinking about our zygotes swimming around in that petri dish is so totally hot.
Miss Androny: Now let's smoke crack and kill people.
Miss Androny: Anyway. Make crack-addicted tubebabies with him. Provided he's not an asshole.
SHOVELTHATEVIL: OMG isn't that what HETSEX IS ALL ABOUT?
SHOVELTHATEVIL: "Girl loves boy, boy longs for the sweet arms of DEATH?"
SarcasticVal: I like my men like I like my...
SarcasticVal: I like my men
SarcasticVal: Ha! I should exercise more. Apparently endorphins make me funny.
SarcasticVal: You ever notice how that word kinda looks like dolphins? Endorphins, retarded cousin to the dolphin.
meggier1: But yes. Now I have to be careful whenever you fic rec til Mom leaves, because you're like a porn-bearing ninja.
lollirot xxx: dude. bankai. it's like babies, in a way. except when it's not.