The first quotes file update of the school year!

Oct 14, 2002 15:27

Damn, I've got quite a backpile of stuff.

VorfeedRah: *__* I heart icons.
JainaX: dude, I love making them so much
VorfeedRah: Too bad they're so lil'... not much room for artistic expression ^^
JainaX: yeah, the subjects can't be tiny
VorfeedRah: *sigh* The unforgiving pain of 100x100.
JainaX: Feel it! FEEL IT!
VorfeedRah: *sob* WHAT IS THIS LIGHT?
Never mind, it's just the optical mouse.

Becky: Angie, what does Josh say?
Me: *reads IM* "Mmm, Becky covered in chocolate sauce."

Me: I learned from Brother Jed that we're like cockroaches.
Val: What, we can mate with our heads cut off?

JainaX: Practice makes porn...I mean, perfect.
Ailanthusrpg: BWAHAHA!
Ailanthusrpg: It makes porn pervect, right?
Ailanthusrpg: *blink* typos

EatSoylent: Note to self: shave legs. Last time I checked, I was not an acolyte of Pan.

Magadauthan: Far be it from me to corrupt the innocent.
Magadauthan: wait. That's backwards. I live to corrupt the innocent.

JainaX: What would Knives think of Britney Spears?
Ryoko Meino: "Oops, I killed her again. No, really, Vash, it was an accident. I mean, I'm not that innocent, but still, complete accident. I've just been feeling overprotected in this house with those two crazy women, and sometimes I have to run. And I came along this thing that was whining that she wasn't a girl, but not yet a woman, which means she was absolutely worthless in this transitional state. So I hit her. Then I hit her one more time. And then, oops!"

Me: I often wonder 'What is Eric doing at this exact moment?'. And then I realize that the answer is probably 'Sleeping'.

Val: I'm going to go step on a puppy now to make myself feel better.

Val: I will deal somehow.
Me: Or you'll kill someone.
Val: That's my way of dealing.

JainaX: Oh, ew. The Media Guide on WMP claims that Demi Moore might be dating Leo.
tennyo42: So Demi Moore's now a lesbian?

meggier1: Problem is, once you MAKE the quotes file, you keep trying to make it over and over again.
meggier1: And when you don't? Disappointment.
meggier1: "Was I not snarky enough?" you think to yourself
meggier1: And then there's the pain and the rejection and the inferiority.
meggier1: It's a terrible cycle.

JainaX: We've been working on this thing on March and don't want to let it go for laziness, so that's when we're going to post. Merry Christmas, bastards, have some pain of living.
Clinesterton: I think I'll have to try that. :-D
JainaX: Pain of living or setting a deadline?
Clinesterton: Well, if I don't do the latter you will acquaint me with the former, right?

VorfeedRah: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1003935
here's a little fellow I like to call Mr. Paragraph Break. Mr. Paragraph Break will now beat the fuck out of this author for ignoring him to the point of incoherency.
...
ah, wasn't that nice? I thought so. Let's have Mr. Paragraph Break over again sometime.

EmprssGalaxia: it was kinda like "Um, I'm stupid and lost and don't know what I'm doing and I don't like all the green and the vines and EAT IT CLAYTON! SUCK IT LONG AND SUCK IT HARD!"

Clinesterton: Well, it leads to some wild monkey sex, so I comes out ahead. Ahem. :-)
Clinesterton: HE comes out ahead. Not "I".
Clinesterton: FREUDIAN SLIP!

DeanMeGriosach: YOU PUT A HOT MAN ON MY SCREEN!

Clinesterton: Urgh! Not even the cows can keep me aawayke,,...
JainaX: They'll gnaw on your ankles.
Clinesterton: There's irony for you...
JainaX: No, for you.
Clinesterton: I like irony...molybdenumy too.
Clinesterton: Praeseodymiyummy...
Clinesterton: Unilhexaquadiumy...
JainaX: maybe you should sleep.
Clinesterton: Maybe I should...to sleep, perchance to dream of cows; aye, there's the cud...
Clinesterton: Oh, for a Moo-se of fire...
JainaX: *is afraid*
Clinesterton: To be a cow, or not to be a cow; that is the question...
JainaX: Ok, now you're just insane
Clinesterton: Cry 'MOO!' and let slip the cows of war...
Clinesterton: We few, we happy few, we herd of cows...
JainaX: I am SO saving this...
Clinesterton: I am so out of it right now.
JainaX: I can tell
Clinesterton: My eye and heart are at a mortal war
How to divide the sirloin on my plate;
Clinesterton: Mine eye my gut this bovine treat would bar
My gut mine eye the veggies that I hate.
Clinesterton: REALLY out of it now.
JainaX: *highly amused*

Welcome to the quotes file, Clinesterton.

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