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I thankfully have off work tomorrow, which is good. I've been making good money this week - definitely makes up for the suck week last week.
havergirl1027 and rosefyre, you have mail. Actually, significantowl, so do you.
So, funny restaurant story. In pretty much every restaurant out there, the kitchen has two doors. One is designated the "IN" door and one is the "OUT" door. The idea behind this is to prevent collisions whilst carrying heavy plates of food (or food scraps). However, from time to time, you may have a legitimate reason to enter through the OUT door or exit through the IN door. The accepted etiquette when performing such an action is to call out "Wrong door!" when doing so as a warning to others.
Well, late this evening, two of the servers were getting a little frisky out on the floor, and some frottage ensued. It started out with the male server in front, but then switched to him grinding up behind her.
At which point, I called out "Wrong door! Wrong door!!!"
(This is not a comment on the rightness or wrongness of anal sex, just that the anus is considered primarily an OUT door, so, when entering it, one should observe the proper customs.)
havergirl1027 and rosefyre, you have mail. Actually, significantowl, so do you.
So, funny restaurant story. In pretty much every restaurant out there, the kitchen has two doors. One is designated the "IN" door and one is the "OUT" door. The idea behind this is to prevent collisions whilst carrying heavy plates of food (or food scraps). However, from time to time, you may have a legitimate reason to enter through the OUT door or exit through the IN door. The accepted etiquette when performing such an action is to call out "Wrong door!" when doing so as a warning to others.
Well, late this evening, two of the servers were getting a little frisky out on the floor, and some frottage ensued. It started out with the male server in front, but then switched to him grinding up behind her.
At which point, I called out "Wrong door! Wrong door!!!"
(This is not a comment on the rightness or wrongness of anal sex, just that the anus is considered primarily an OUT door, so, when entering it, one should observe the proper customs.)