hahahahaha
so these three mice walk into a mouse bar and they are sitting around talking when they decide to figure out who is the toughest. the first mouse says, "ohhh man i'm so tough, everyday i go around and grab the cheese out of mouse traps for my afternoon snack." the other two mice are pretty impressed and say, "yeah, damn you are tough." the second mouse says, "you're good but i think i have you beat. i once drank an entire bottle of rat poison because i was so thirsty." the third mouse sits in amazement and says, "wow i cant believe you guys you are so tough. well, time to go home and fuck the cat."