those nutty asians

[jaig]

For our post-Christmas dinner (I have absolutely no idea how this would make sense, given how much everyone seemed to have inhaled over the past week), we went to the Chinese Restaurant We Have Always Gone To For Any Vaguely Significant Occasion Ever Because My Grandfather is A Boring Old Turd Who Throws Tantrums Whenever We Eat Anywhere New or Not Chinese.

The reservations list:

1. Elvira Poon
2. Forever Young
3. Shakespear Chan