Potbelly McCuddleston is really jealous/ lonely because I don't sleep with him anymore.
Instead of going to class I slept.
you may or may not want to know about my anatomy,
so here's a cut:
I had a urinary tract infection. It hurt, but I thought it might get better. After about five days of peeing every half hour all day long, I decided to make an appointment. Here's how it went:
UHS lady: "HELLO! UNIVERSITY HEALTH SERVICES!"
me: "Hi, um, I think I need to make an appointment. I might have a urinary tract infection."
lady: "OH honey! You need to just come right in. Come to urgent care! You don't need an appointment for that!"
me: "oh." (cue inner freak out)
So I decided to say fuck class and went to UHS where I waited for approximately three hours. I won't bitch about the service because really, it wasn't all that bad. (well, save the pharmacy. I hate them all there. Except for turtleface)
I had to take samples and things and this lady wanted me to do a survey. So i did and she gave me fifty bucks!
The anti-biotics only cost $11, so I essentially made 39 dollars. For being infected.
And that's not all!
They're delivering cranberry juice to my dorm for free for six months. If I finish the survey, I get $150 more!!
What a lucrative infection.
Instead of spending my hard-earned fifty dollar bill on something useful, I went frivilous and bought the new Deerhoof, Animal Collective, and EITS as well as the NMH Everything Is EP.
And today I skipped class too. I've only been to 50 minutes of class so far this week. hee. not good.
you may or may not want to know about my anatomy,
so here's a cut:
I had a urinary tract infection. It hurt, but I thought it might get better. After about five days of peeing every half hour all day long, I decided to make an appointment. Here's how it went:
UHS lady: "HELLO! UNIVERSITY HEALTH SERVICES!"
me: "Hi, um, I think I need to make an appointment. I might have a urinary tract infection."
lady: "OH honey! You need to just come right in. Come to urgent care! You don't need an appointment for that!"
me: "oh." (cue inner freak out)
So I decided to say fuck class and went to UHS where I waited for approximately three hours. I won't bitch about the service because really, it wasn't all that bad. (well, save the pharmacy. I hate them all there. Except for turtleface)
I had to take samples and things and this lady wanted me to do a survey. So i did and she gave me fifty bucks!
The anti-biotics only cost $11, so I essentially made 39 dollars. For being infected.
And that's not all!
They're delivering cranberry juice to my dorm for free for six months. If I finish the survey, I get $150 more!!
What a lucrative infection.
Instead of spending my hard-earned fifty dollar bill on something useful, I went frivilous and bought the new Deerhoof, Animal Collective, and EITS as well as the NMH Everything Is EP.
And today I skipped class too. I've only been to 50 minutes of class so far this week. hee. not good.