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i enjoy this looking at what we wrote last year business so i'm post mine.. only i didn't post anything last year so i'm going way back to 2003, oct. 20... it's the closest i could get.
'last night we were at the bar and two lesbian/bi-curious females tried to pick me up... it was also messed up. i feel someone tap me on the shoulder and this girl asks me if i want a shot, naturally i say yes becdause i'm an alcoholic, so a little later she comes back with her friend and tequila shots, and apparently i first banged the shot glass of my lip ring, the sucked on the lemon and reeled in pain.. thats kinda funny
so then these two girls start talking to me, and they were both close talkers so taht didn't help.. blah blah blah i don''t remember any of this, except then the one that didn't look like a boy says to me ' we're going now do you want to come?' and i respond with something like 'no thanks zzzbzzb, beer, zzbzzz friends' and they left
it wasn't until this morning that i found out they were making out with each other all over the place and that i was actually at the peel pub, so yeah,
then i got poutine by myself and spilt it all over my shirt, the shirt i am currently wearing
then i saw texas chainsaw massacre, after which all i could do was giggle and say 'fuck, me''
well done old chap
'last night we were at the bar and two lesbian/bi-curious females tried to pick me up... it was also messed up. i feel someone tap me on the shoulder and this girl asks me if i want a shot, naturally i say yes becdause i'm an alcoholic, so a little later she comes back with her friend and tequila shots, and apparently i first banged the shot glass of my lip ring, the sucked on the lemon and reeled in pain.. thats kinda funny
so then these two girls start talking to me, and they were both close talkers so taht didn't help.. blah blah blah i don''t remember any of this, except then the one that didn't look like a boy says to me ' we're going now do you want to come?' and i respond with something like 'no thanks zzzbzzb, beer, zzbzzz friends' and they left
it wasn't until this morning that i found out they were making out with each other all over the place and that i was actually at the peel pub, so yeah,
then i got poutine by myself and spilt it all over my shirt, the shirt i am currently wearing
then i saw texas chainsaw massacre, after which all i could do was giggle and say 'fuck, me''
well done old chap