It's moments like these...

[jaguarundi_h2o]

Me(nudging): Mike, time to wake up.

Mike: ...the bowl hunt...

Me: The bowl hunt?

Mike: ...it's the bowl hunt, Julie! It's not a toy or a game!

Mike falls asleep again for 20 minutes.

Me: Mike, are you awake yet?

Mike(still asleep): ...quelle heure est-il s'il vous plaît?

Me: Are you speaking French?

Mike: ...oi... quelle heure est-il s'il vous plaît?

Me: What's that in English?

Mike: ...what time is it...

...and the whole time, Mike is still sleeping.

He makes life interesting in the weirdest f*ing ways.:-P