Conan O'Brien Monolouge Jokes
Fat Actress' star Kirstie Alley announced that every time she strays from her diet she donates $100 to her favorite charity. As a result 3 diseases have been completely eradicated.
Yesterday, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger impressed a crowd in Washington because he gave a 40 minute speech without any notes. When asked what Arnold spoke about, the crowd said, 'How the hell should we know?'
Former Backstreet Boys singer Nick Carter was charged Tuesday with drunken driving. As a result, the pizza he was delivering did not arrive on time.
Some reporters are comparing now Michael Jackson to Martha Stewart by saying that if he's acquitted, he will comeback bigger than ever. Of course, the main reason they're comparing Michael to Martha is because they're both successful white women.
Ozzy Osbourne announced he recently has a facelift. The operation began at noon and the anesthesia was administered starting in 1972.
Earlier today, McDonalds announced they are planning to outsource the jobs of their drive-thru employees to call centers in India. Which is good news for those who thought the current loudspeaker was too easy to understand.
Yesterday, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger impressed a crowd in Washington because he gave a 40 minute speech without any notes. When asked what Arnold spoke about, the crowd said, 'How the hell should we know?'
Former Backstreet Boys singer Nick Carter was charged Tuesday with drunken driving. As a result, the pizza he was delivering did not arrive on time.
Some reporters are comparing now Michael Jackson to Martha Stewart by saying that if he's acquitted, he will comeback bigger than ever. Of course, the main reason they're comparing Michael to Martha is because they're both successful white women.
Ozzy Osbourne announced he recently has a facelift. The operation began at noon and the anesthesia was administered starting in 1972.
Earlier today, McDonalds announced they are planning to outsource the jobs of their drive-thru employees to call centers in India. Which is good news for those who thought the current loudspeaker was too easy to understand.