Further proof, that Devin Townsend is the greatest frontman on the face of the planet:

Oct 08, 2005 03:41

On their return to the UK to support ARCH ENEMY, STRAPPING YOUNG LAD frontman Devin Townsend had the following message to pass on:

“Lads and Lasses of the UK! Your very own STRAPPING YOUNG LAD are preparing to return yet again to the Queens England to pillage and sully, prepare thineselves!!! We’ve only got a chance to rock it a few times in your area on the Alien record, but it was great, so we decided to head on back and fuck shit up again. We'll be there with ARCH ENEMY in December...PREPARE THINESELVES!!!

You can expect:

1/ 6433 kik drum hits
2/ Copious use of profanity
3/ Full grown ugly bald dudes yelling at you
4/ Matthias Jabs-esque pick squeals
5/ flying V's
6/ 5 Goatees.

"Think of all the rocking that will ensue...picture it; Us...You...Metal...Beer...mmmmmmmm

Oh yeah, and we're serious when we ask you to buy a tshirt, buy 2...one for you and your ugly girl/boyfriend. (...YOU'RE hot though...)

Later,

Devin 'Hellfuck Mcgillicudy' Townsend and SYL."
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