Funny post
So I posted this on myspace and these are the answers my friend Colin wrote me. I love it.
From: Colin
Date: Jan 15, 2006 1:16 AM
Subject: RE: You think you know me, don't you?
Original Query:
From: Mari(bou)
Date: Jan 15, 2006 12:34 AM
This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME and send it back to ME. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest - they're really SCARY to get back. DO IT!!! :) ps . send the answers in a message this is for my eyes only :D
my name:
Maribou "Spank Me" LaTour
Who is the love of my life:
I don't know, does your vibrator have a name?
Where did we meet:
You flew in on a hang-glider and discovered me smoking banana peels on a rooftop in Greenwich.
Take a stab at my middle name:
Haha! Spank Me!
How long have you known me:
nearly ten feet long
When is the last time that we saw each other:
I saw you yesterday in my crystal ball, but you didn't see me
Do I smoke:
Not often, but you are smokin'
Do I drink:
Of course. Everyone drinks, or we'd all die of dehydration.
Do I curse:
I don't think so. You're not a gypsy are you?
Do I believe in God:
I bet he's on your friends list
When is my birthday:
On the day you were born, of course
What was your first impression of upon meeting me:
Gee, that looks like a swell, wholesome girl I could take home to meet my parents.
Color of my eyes:
Purple
Do I have any siblings:
You are one of a set of octuplets
What's one of my favorite things to do:
clip your toenails
Am I funny:
Does funny-looking count?
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you:
"Do you think trees dream?"
What's my favorite type of music:
Bluegrass
What is the best feature about me:
Your modesty
Am I shy or outgoing:
Yes
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
Depends on what rules
Do I have any special talents:
deep-throating and drywall
Would you consider me a friend/good friend:
worst enemy
Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what):
I would call you Mari, because your name is not preppy, sporty, or any of those other things.
Have you ever seen me cry:
Yes, at the end of the Dirty Dozen
Are my parents still together:
Yes, they are. How siamese twins could actually conceive and birth children together is a marvel of modern science.
If I had broccoli stuck in my teeth would you tell me:
Yes, but I'd laugh at you first.
Have you ever hugged me:
plenty of times
Do you miss me...do you think i miss you:
I always miss you, but my aim is improving
What is my favorite food:
Kelp
Have you ever had a crush on me:
You're half my weight. If I ever had a crush on you, you'd squish like a bug
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
Nutmeg
What's your favorite memory of me:
That time I was shrunk down in a tiny spaceship, injected into your bloodstream, and cured your brain cancer.
Who do I like right now:
Only yourself, you arrogant bitch.
What is my worst habit:
You pee on the seat.
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring?
Probably whatever piece of driftwood you floated in on.
From: Colin
Date: Jan 15, 2006 1:16 AM
Subject: RE: You think you know me, don't you?
Original Query:
From: Mari(bou)
Date: Jan 15, 2006 12:34 AM
This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME and send it back to ME. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest - they're really SCARY to get back. DO IT!!! :) ps . send the answers in a message this is for my eyes only :D
my name:
Maribou "Spank Me" LaTour
Who is the love of my life:
I don't know, does your vibrator have a name?
Where did we meet:
You flew in on a hang-glider and discovered me smoking banana peels on a rooftop in Greenwich.
Take a stab at my middle name:
Haha! Spank Me!
How long have you known me:
nearly ten feet long
When is the last time that we saw each other:
I saw you yesterday in my crystal ball, but you didn't see me
Do I smoke:
Not often, but you are smokin'
Do I drink:
Of course. Everyone drinks, or we'd all die of dehydration.
Do I curse:
I don't think so. You're not a gypsy are you?
Do I believe in God:
I bet he's on your friends list
When is my birthday:
On the day you were born, of course
What was your first impression of upon meeting me:
Gee, that looks like a swell, wholesome girl I could take home to meet my parents.
Color of my eyes:
Purple
Do I have any siblings:
You are one of a set of octuplets
What's one of my favorite things to do:
clip your toenails
Am I funny:
Does funny-looking count?
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you:
"Do you think trees dream?"
What's my favorite type of music:
Bluegrass
What is the best feature about me:
Your modesty
Am I shy or outgoing:
Yes
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
Depends on what rules
Do I have any special talents:
deep-throating and drywall
Would you consider me a friend/good friend:
worst enemy
Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what):
I would call you Mari, because your name is not preppy, sporty, or any of those other things.
Have you ever seen me cry:
Yes, at the end of the Dirty Dozen
Are my parents still together:
Yes, they are. How siamese twins could actually conceive and birth children together is a marvel of modern science.
If I had broccoli stuck in my teeth would you tell me:
Yes, but I'd laugh at you first.
Have you ever hugged me:
plenty of times
Do you miss me...do you think i miss you:
I always miss you, but my aim is improving
What is my favorite food:
Kelp
Have you ever had a crush on me:
You're half my weight. If I ever had a crush on you, you'd squish like a bug
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
Nutmeg
What's your favorite memory of me:
That time I was shrunk down in a tiny spaceship, injected into your bloodstream, and cured your brain cancer.
Who do I like right now:
Only yourself, you arrogant bitch.
What is my worst habit:
You pee on the seat.
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring?
Probably whatever piece of driftwood you floated in on.