006 - Ahaha, parenting blues

[jaggedjaw]

[Have a hastily written and overall messy script spamming your pages, people.]

I'm no

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Someone, honest-to-fucking-god please tell me there's a place the sells fish here. The furball wont shut up. I tried giving it meat, but it whined for fish. Kept me up all night.

I think I'm gonna choke a bitch.

[ooc: stikes

Comments

[extantlaw]

There is a general grocery store in the market that sells tinned tuna. Truth's cat seems to favour it.

[jaggedjaw]

I just hope the little shit likes it, or I'll... well. Something.

[extantlaw]

You'll try pilchards?

[jaggedjaw]

... What?

Were He Speaking, There Would be a Semi-Meaningful Glare Here

[extantlaw]

If it does not like tuna, you may find pilchards more acceptable. I rather assumed that was what you were suggesting.

And Rain would be Growling. Yes, with a capital "G"

[jaggedjaw]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT PILCHARDS IS.

I meant I'd choke a bitch.

And Now You May Assume A Tone Of "You Idiot"

[extantlaw]

A pilchard is a fish. Usually purchased in tins.

Animal cruelty is not regarded in a favourable light.

And this is where he'll say "STFU"

[jaggedjaw]

Not everyone uses big words, y'know.

Who said I'm gonna hit an animal??

And Now He Is Being a Jerk

[extantlaw]

"Pilchard" has two syllables. It is hardly as if I suggested that you try feeding it some humuhumunukunukuapuaa.

I could see no other likely subject of the choking, considering your stated situation.

Ooh, be careful there, Justice. Don't want to die again so soon. :3

[jaggedjaw]

Now you're just pulling my leg.

This is a cat, not a dog. Jeez.

Ahah. NOOOOO!

[extantlaw]

It exists, but I would not recommend it as catfood.

Tuna, pilchards, or sardines, not in brines, and drain off the oil. They are all available in the marketplace and at least one should be acceptable. The organic food stall also sells dried fish, which you may find useful as a back up solution.

>3

[jaggedjaw]

I think the furball wants the fresh stuff.