~ I broke a bad habit tonite

[jagged_edge]

i have had this habit of reading the last statements
in everyone's LJ first, then reading their whole entry

then i read jenjen's entry today

her last statement had nothing to do with what my evil, twisted, perverted
mind had conjured up

~ vows never to read the ending first never ever again ~

i'm soooooooo much of a bad, bad boy

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i was thinkin today about melting a tub of country crock butter

& then pourin in a bottle of chipotle sauce & stickin it back
in the ref to re-harden

i'd have some spicy butter for toast & taters & stuff

whatcha think bout dat idea?

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my car is bein a POS

wouldn't start yesterday mornin

or this mornin either

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

~ piles sticks around car; soaks it in gasoline & looks for matches ~