~ The week I get the Monkey off my back...

[jagged_edge]

what a most beautiful weekend it was

except that part where i was walkin along the Shore of DitcheGummee
& slipped & kinda slid down into the mud

hey, don't doubt me---i gots proof

~ holds muddy shoes & sox up to the monitor ~

see

damn doubters

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my friend broke up with his girl

said she needed more space

wtf is that

more space---ppfffffffffftt

my granpappy would say, * Well, son, what she means is that Johnny
Longdick is in town & she don't wanna miss her chance. *

she's already datin someone else

damn

it's times like these that i'm glad i don't have a gf

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