"Satan... a bowl of dead mice for you." Winnie the satanic Pooh
I'm going to talk about a rather touchy subject... Since noone comes here except for JC and Contact Linds, i don't think it will cause much rise out of anyone...
So on thursday night I watched the movie Signs, starring Mel Gibson. Whatever you choose to do with your life, DON'T DON'T waste your time on this horrible film. It would have been funny if it hadn't been so sad. Basically the moral of the story is that all things are connected and happen for specific.... SPECIFIC reasons.
Case 1. Mel's daughter has an obsessive compulsive disorder about always leaving glasses of water around the house, (after she drinks from them they are contaminated) because the aliens that come to take over the earth burst into flames when they come into contact with water.
Case 2. Mel's brother was the minor league home run derbie champion so that a baseball bat would be framed on the wall of Mel's living room. This bat would be used billy club styles to beat an alien to death.
If that's not enough for you there is more. However i've exceeded the maximum number of run on sentences that i allow myself to knowingly use. Know you are thinking "Hey goober! Where's the controversy... this don't sound too touchy for me!". Well then.
This craptacular movie prompted me to change my MSN name to my version of a condensed moral of the movie, "Believe in god and space aliens won't eat your babies". This prompted a chick to msg me and bitch me out telling me that I was being "sacraledgeous". I do believe she means sacrilegious. This got me thinking... sacrilegious... sacrifice... do these words mean the same thing... are they of the same root... So basically to be sacriligious means that you need to make a sacrifice to god, right? Is it just me or is this one of the dumbest ideas ever? "I'm sorry I did not covet thy wife, here's a dead sheep to make things better..."
But then I gots a thinkin'. That's what the entire Christian faith is based on. I can be as bad as I want because Jebus died for me, and as long as I love him I'll get into heaven. What kind of fucked up bartering systems is this? Eternal happiness for the low low price of one dead hippy...
Maybe this entry should have been called " Drunken Ramblin' ". I appologize to all that actually read this.
So on thursday night I watched the movie Signs, starring Mel Gibson. Whatever you choose to do with your life, DON'T DON'T waste your time on this horrible film. It would have been funny if it hadn't been so sad. Basically the moral of the story is that all things are connected and happen for specific.... SPECIFIC reasons.
Case 1. Mel's daughter has an obsessive compulsive disorder about always leaving glasses of water around the house, (after she drinks from them they are contaminated) because the aliens that come to take over the earth burst into flames when they come into contact with water.
Case 2. Mel's brother was the minor league home run derbie champion so that a baseball bat would be framed on the wall of Mel's living room. This bat would be used billy club styles to beat an alien to death.
If that's not enough for you there is more. However i've exceeded the maximum number of run on sentences that i allow myself to knowingly use. Know you are thinking "Hey goober! Where's the controversy... this don't sound too touchy for me!". Well then.
This craptacular movie prompted me to change my MSN name to my version of a condensed moral of the movie, "Believe in god and space aliens won't eat your babies". This prompted a chick to msg me and bitch me out telling me that I was being "sacraledgeous". I do believe she means sacrilegious. This got me thinking... sacrilegious... sacrifice... do these words mean the same thing... are they of the same root... So basically to be sacriligious means that you need to make a sacrifice to god, right? Is it just me or is this one of the dumbest ideas ever? "I'm sorry I did not covet thy wife, here's a dead sheep to make things better..."
But then I gots a thinkin'. That's what the entire Christian faith is based on. I can be as bad as I want because Jebus died for me, and as long as I love him I'll get into heaven. What kind of fucked up bartering systems is this? Eternal happiness for the low low price of one dead hippy...
Maybe this entry should have been called " Drunken Ramblin' ". I appologize to all that actually read this.