Hey? Is this thing on?
The rumors of my demise were greatly exaggerated.
No, I'm not dead... well sorta. I'm working like 12 hour days for Angus Irrigation. I install sprinkler systems in Municipal Parks and Golf Courses. Yipee! Yeah, tonnes o' fun! And as you undoubtedly have noticed, i haven't updated in a while. That's because not tooo much has happened to me.
Long weekends are always sources of enjoyment. For instance, Friday night. I went over to a friend's house and she had some friends from Ottawa down. When i walked in I quickly realized that I was by far the most sober person in a quarter mile radius. They were about to begin a game called "Forty Hands". Don't worry I didn't know what it was either. But to play "Forty Hands" apparently you need duct tape. So off to the convienience store we go. Only it ended up being a supermarket. FYI Fortino's has Four foot bamboo Tiki torches on sale for $2.99. Quite the steal. So after the necessary duct tape was bought, two young gentlemen duct taped their hands to two 40's (ed. note: Colt 45's = greatest forty ever!). The two gentlemen, who's names i learned to be Chris and Kelly... yes Kelly, did nothing except drink 2 forty's. Straight up.
Winner of the Sprint: Chris
Winner of the Marathon: Kelly
Kelly then proceded to get naked. Very naked. That was my clue to skidattle.
Peace.
No, I'm not dead... well sorta. I'm working like 12 hour days for Angus Irrigation. I install sprinkler systems in Municipal Parks and Golf Courses. Yipee! Yeah, tonnes o' fun! And as you undoubtedly have noticed, i haven't updated in a while. That's because not tooo much has happened to me.
Long weekends are always sources of enjoyment. For instance, Friday night. I went over to a friend's house and she had some friends from Ottawa down. When i walked in I quickly realized that I was by far the most sober person in a quarter mile radius. They were about to begin a game called "Forty Hands". Don't worry I didn't know what it was either. But to play "Forty Hands" apparently you need duct tape. So off to the convienience store we go. Only it ended up being a supermarket. FYI Fortino's has Four foot bamboo Tiki torches on sale for $2.99. Quite the steal. So after the necessary duct tape was bought, two young gentlemen duct taped their hands to two 40's (ed. note: Colt 45's = greatest forty ever!). The two gentlemen, who's names i learned to be Chris and Kelly... yes Kelly, did nothing except drink 2 forty's. Straight up.
Winner of the Sprint: Chris
Winner of the Marathon: Kelly
Kelly then proceded to get naked. Very naked. That was my clue to skidattle.
Peace.