Sir Jeffrey Yaeger PhD

[jager17]

Now admitting hot incoming freshman women to NoQuotes 1301. Learn how to stop relying on worn out cliche's in college social situations. Only women are eligible, must be hot. Contact me with your information.

P.S. i got my ear pierced again yesterday and it is great. only one more and all my piercings are done. Have a good night kiddoes.

Comments

[bartman387]

is your class gonna teach how to start a conversation without asking, "So, whats your major?" I hate that, I dont care about my major, you dont care about my major so just start things with a topic that is actually interesting!!

[jager17]

sorry that is in the upper division course-load, you see this class is the introductory course for the major entitled Interesting Personality Studies. People who have chosen that career path do not have to study how to open conversations until their junior year. Starting a conversation with a stranger can be very scary and difficult for those unversed in the world of dialogue. (This conversation class is titled TaLk 3502). Also, "what is your major" can also be classified as a pick-up line, and as such, is covered in much more detail in the senior course titled "Picking up hot chicks" (PUHC 4201). Please feel free to ask any more questions regarding Interesting Personality Studies.

[lillobster]

With all respects Professor Sir Jeffrey, here is the line ... and you crossed it. <3

ps: any chance some female transfer students can get in on this wonderful learning experience you are providing?

[jager17]

well i suppose some sort of transfer credit might be arranged, but its going to cost ya

[lucky4816]

strangest post ever