Snagged from the web: some proverbs {may have been altered from orginal}
Man who make love on side of hill not on the level.
If you squeeze hard enough, he will believe you are a virgin.
The best bars have a rear entrance. (As do the best bears)
A dick in the hand is not worth two in your bush.
There are always ears on both sides of the head.
A weasel comes to say "Happy New Year" to the chickens.
The difference between hard and dark is that it stays dark all night long.
A fall into a bitch (original was ditch) makes you wiser.
If a son is uneducated, his dad is to blame. (training can be better than education)
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give partner grand piano, wise man give partner upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Heredity is like diarrhea, it runs in the jeans
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.(or bath house)
Man who fight with partner all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
If you squeeze hard enough, he will believe you are a virgin.
The best bars have a rear entrance. (As do the best bears)
A dick in the hand is not worth two in your bush.
There are always ears on both sides of the head.
A weasel comes to say "Happy New Year" to the chickens.
The difference between hard and dark is that it stays dark all night long.
A fall into a bitch (original was ditch) makes you wiser.
If a son is uneducated, his dad is to blame. (training can be better than education)
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give partner grand piano, wise man give partner upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Heredity is like diarrhea, it runs in the jeans
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.(or bath house)
Man who fight with partner all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.