Now this is pretty good!
One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"
"Bobby Ray gave it to me" Bubba replied .
"He gave it to you? I knew he was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. All of a sudden, Bobby Ray pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. He parked the truck, got out, threw off all his clothes 'cept for his boots, laid up in the grass with his pecker hard as a rock and his ass in the air, and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want'.
So I took the truck!"
"Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them boots woulda never fit you!"
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"
"Bobby Ray gave it to me" Bubba replied .
"He gave it to you? I knew he was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. All of a sudden, Bobby Ray pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. He parked the truck, got out, threw off all his clothes 'cept for his boots, laid up in the grass with his pecker hard as a rock and his ass in the air, and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want'.
So I took the truck!"
"Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them boots woulda never fit you!"