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Jul 09, 2007 21:12

Oh yeah, since I'm already making this a reasonably long post I have another thing to gripe about, which is sort of a follow up on my last post.

When you're at the gym and you have finished your workout and go down back to your locker...the most awkward thing in the world is when there is a buck naked woman getting dressed at the locker RIGHT next to yours. So then it becomes a matter of trying to open up your locker with her butt in your face, all the while she doesn't seem to mind that her bajingo is on display to, well, ME! Or then there are those who act like you're trying to catch some freaky peep show. Look, I'm not going to be throwing dollar bills at you, I just want to get my clothes out of my locker so that I can go take MY shower. but today was particularly special, It was like some naked orgy was going on that I just so happened to walk in on. There must have been ten naked women down there all huddled in my section of the locker room. Talk about a special ops mission. I have a decent sized personal space bubble and trying to get through that was like walking through a mine field. I get the heebie jeebies just thinking about it. Old jiggly boobs flapping about and listening to them talk about stuff back at the office, I feel like I need some sort of soap for the brain.
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