an acctual entry
d.j,
let me start of by saing that days like today make me realise why i dont want to kill myself.
well, danielle called me at 6:40 and i thought "hmm, why would danielle call before my alarm? ...shit, i didnt set it last night. and whats that smell" so i looked at the time and it was well, 6:40. and once i gained conciousness i realised that one of the dogs pissed on my bed (i fegot about that till now, im gonna have to clean it) so i rused to wash myself, and get dressed. then i sped to d's and picked her up, and i acctually got to homeroom on time. tamioya and ebonique were talking, and it was funny, it was about race. and they said something like "nobody knows black culture and history like black people, unless they sat and studied with black folk" and i said "i do" and they were all "JOE! PSH! you probably do, i dont know about you joe, you crazy" good times. so then i went to algebra, im pissed that i didnt do my homework, cause ive be working all week and that one just slipped my mind. since there was the wing bowl no one was there so we didnt take the quiz we were supposed to, we reviewed. and then second, well, it was psych, so my brain is off then.. wait, its comming back.. we did a quiz for like 3 minutes then did nothing, i guessed, i think i did pretty well for not studing. then after that i went to the library for mr.harts, but he wasnt there, there was a sub who had surgery on his mouth, so he sounded like christopher walken, and he kinda looked like him. so after a bit of a.c. i decided i should make up my math quiz and test, so i went to do that. i got them both done, and worked on my music tech work. then i went to issues and themes, mrs.carchidi was also absent, there was mr.wagner, erik thought he was a cutie, i didnt think he was that cute. so i went to b-10 and asked dempsey for a pass to go to my car and get my cd for music tech, i was surprised when he acctually gave me it. then walking back, i went in the 9-10 main entrance, and saw mr.fanslau, so i talk to him for the first time since september. and when i went to lunch, i found that i shouldnt of left i&t, mr. wagner was reading the new brett easton ellis book and him and erik talked about american psycho (for anyone looking to get me a valentines gift that ill use could get me that, its called lunar park) so yeah, boner scale for mr.wagner obviously went up like 8 points. so yeah, then i went to lunch, used the pass i had to make up the tests for math and got lunch early, then never went to make up the tests cause i already did. so anyway, yada yada yada, i recorded territorial pissings, worked out in gym. went to chem, and we had more busy work, then then THEN! mrs. mcginty came and was all "joe forte, i need to talk to you" all "you're in trouble like" .."i graded all your stuff, and this is what you got." she showed me a paper FRIGGIN 84!!!!!!!!!! and she said shell bump it to and 85 but take away the point next marking period. do you get how awsome that is!?!?! i had a 54 in that class like 2 days ago. i brought my grade up 30 points, to an effin b. i cant believe it, im so proud of me. so yeah, then after school was kinda meh, danielle had to make up a quiz so i "went to sure" but that didnt really work out well, i just walked around with joe for a while. so yeah, i drove a bunch of kids to alicias house, i dont know why. then got danielle's paycheck and spent way too long at the bank cashing it.. those people are stupid. so anyway, im sure no one read this far, but im gonna keep going. so yeah, we were going to go to philly tonight but we had the idea to go to the beach instead. so i went home, and mrs. mcginty called my parents to tell them my grade, so they were happy, so they let me and danielle take loise "to the park, or somewhere" so started to drive to ocean city, i hit 100 a couple times for fun, then cruising around the 70-80s i notice a cop on my ass. so i slow, naturally, and yeah, his lights when on.
i got pulled over for going 76 in a 50 zone.
so naturally i was like "FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and like ,aijfaj yeah, i was all nearvous when to cop came, i handed him my papers, and he was like, these are both expired. i was like.. no fucking way they have to be good, they were expired last time i got pulled over, and i found the good ones, and that was a relief. so yeah.. he was all "let me check all this" and went back to his car,, i was freaking out... when the cop is in his car behind you, it is the worst feeling in the world. so he came back, and getting out of his car i didnt see a ticked in his hand, and then i did. i was like "yes! i dont see any ticke... fuck, it looks like it could be two, fuck" but it wasnt it was one. for obstruction of vision $54 and not a moving violation. i was soooo happy, 26mph you loose your licence for a while, and you get a shit load of points.. plus i didnt tell my parents i was going to ocean city and we got pulled over in mays landing. so hopefully i can mail it in and they'll never find out. loise was being sexy, i think thats why the cop didnt give me it for speeding. but yeah, i was so relieved. i also felt like i should go back home, but we were practically there. so we went anyways. we went to mcdonalds to pee and get food, danielle paid for me, and there was a ton of skater kids, and when i got back in my car, i started pushing a shopping cart with my car, they laughed and liked it, it makes me happy bringing joy to others. hahahaha, i kill me. so yeah, we went to the beach and walked on it for a little bit, then went back on the board walk, with intent on going back on the beach (it didnt happen) so we walked down, and danielle wanted to get lou something from this awsome pet store, but we got there and it was closed. so we just walked around a while, all cute like, sat on a bench and talked for a bit, walked more, looked at some sweet ass fucking cars. then d showed me the house she wants, and yeah, its pretty sweet. then we went back on the board walk, and started to walk back to the car. and then a cop pulls slowly next to us and is all "hey, where you kids from" "washington twp" "you know you cant have dogs on the board walk" he got out this pad and was all "whats your name and address?" "Joe Forte, 44 Heather Rd." (for those that dont know thats not my real address" "this isnt a ticket, its just a warning paper i have to do so if you have the dog again" ...what a dick, acctually he wasnt really a dick either, tonight was a night with nice cops... so yeah, i did a covert mission to get my bike back from hidden under the board walk with out the cop being all "wtf" then me drove home, and while driving i annoyed the fuck out of the guy behind me, i was going the speed limit, and he would be following, not to close or anything, just behind me, so then i would slow down to the point were he wants to pass, so he goes to the left lane and then i speedup so he cant pass me without going like 70, then id get far in front and hed get back to the left, then id slow to 45 again, and repeat. it was classic. he was probably pissed. then we went to starbucks, lou was trendy. then we went to my house for like a half hour and laid in the beast. then sadly i had to drive her home. and it was sad. tonight was a really fun night. even getting a ticket didnt stop me, or getting in stupid fights over listeing to radiohead or shitty music (yeah, im calling your music shitty, because most of it is. fine, get mad at me) it was just a real good night.
-joe
let me start of by saing that days like today make me realise why i dont want to kill myself.
well, danielle called me at 6:40 and i thought "hmm, why would danielle call before my alarm? ...shit, i didnt set it last night. and whats that smell" so i looked at the time and it was well, 6:40. and once i gained conciousness i realised that one of the dogs pissed on my bed (i fegot about that till now, im gonna have to clean it) so i rused to wash myself, and get dressed. then i sped to d's and picked her up, and i acctually got to homeroom on time. tamioya and ebonique were talking, and it was funny, it was about race. and they said something like "nobody knows black culture and history like black people, unless they sat and studied with black folk" and i said "i do" and they were all "JOE! PSH! you probably do, i dont know about you joe, you crazy" good times. so then i went to algebra, im pissed that i didnt do my homework, cause ive be working all week and that one just slipped my mind. since there was the wing bowl no one was there so we didnt take the quiz we were supposed to, we reviewed. and then second, well, it was psych, so my brain is off then.. wait, its comming back.. we did a quiz for like 3 minutes then did nothing, i guessed, i think i did pretty well for not studing. then after that i went to the library for mr.harts, but he wasnt there, there was a sub who had surgery on his mouth, so he sounded like christopher walken, and he kinda looked like him. so after a bit of a.c. i decided i should make up my math quiz and test, so i went to do that. i got them both done, and worked on my music tech work. then i went to issues and themes, mrs.carchidi was also absent, there was mr.wagner, erik thought he was a cutie, i didnt think he was that cute. so i went to b-10 and asked dempsey for a pass to go to my car and get my cd for music tech, i was surprised when he acctually gave me it. then walking back, i went in the 9-10 main entrance, and saw mr.fanslau, so i talk to him for the first time since september. and when i went to lunch, i found that i shouldnt of left i&t, mr. wagner was reading the new brett easton ellis book and him and erik talked about american psycho (for anyone looking to get me a valentines gift that ill use could get me that, its called lunar park) so yeah, boner scale for mr.wagner obviously went up like 8 points. so yeah, then i went to lunch, used the pass i had to make up the tests for math and got lunch early, then never went to make up the tests cause i already did. so anyway, yada yada yada, i recorded territorial pissings, worked out in gym. went to chem, and we had more busy work, then then THEN! mrs. mcginty came and was all "joe forte, i need to talk to you" all "you're in trouble like" .."i graded all your stuff, and this is what you got." she showed me a paper FRIGGIN 84!!!!!!!!!! and she said shell bump it to and 85 but take away the point next marking period. do you get how awsome that is!?!?! i had a 54 in that class like 2 days ago. i brought my grade up 30 points, to an effin b. i cant believe it, im so proud of me. so yeah, then after school was kinda meh, danielle had to make up a quiz so i "went to sure" but that didnt really work out well, i just walked around with joe for a while. so yeah, i drove a bunch of kids to alicias house, i dont know why. then got danielle's paycheck and spent way too long at the bank cashing it.. those people are stupid. so anyway, im sure no one read this far, but im gonna keep going. so yeah, we were going to go to philly tonight but we had the idea to go to the beach instead. so i went home, and mrs. mcginty called my parents to tell them my grade, so they were happy, so they let me and danielle take loise "to the park, or somewhere" so started to drive to ocean city, i hit 100 a couple times for fun, then cruising around the 70-80s i notice a cop on my ass. so i slow, naturally, and yeah, his lights when on.
i got pulled over for going 76 in a 50 zone.
so naturally i was like "FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and like ,aijfaj yeah, i was all nearvous when to cop came, i handed him my papers, and he was like, these are both expired. i was like.. no fucking way they have to be good, they were expired last time i got pulled over, and i found the good ones, and that was a relief. so yeah.. he was all "let me check all this" and went back to his car,, i was freaking out... when the cop is in his car behind you, it is the worst feeling in the world. so he came back, and getting out of his car i didnt see a ticked in his hand, and then i did. i was like "yes! i dont see any ticke... fuck, it looks like it could be two, fuck" but it wasnt it was one. for obstruction of vision $54 and not a moving violation. i was soooo happy, 26mph you loose your licence for a while, and you get a shit load of points.. plus i didnt tell my parents i was going to ocean city and we got pulled over in mays landing. so hopefully i can mail it in and they'll never find out. loise was being sexy, i think thats why the cop didnt give me it for speeding. but yeah, i was so relieved. i also felt like i should go back home, but we were practically there. so we went anyways. we went to mcdonalds to pee and get food, danielle paid for me, and there was a ton of skater kids, and when i got back in my car, i started pushing a shopping cart with my car, they laughed and liked it, it makes me happy bringing joy to others. hahahaha, i kill me. so yeah, we went to the beach and walked on it for a little bit, then went back on the board walk, with intent on going back on the beach (it didnt happen) so we walked down, and danielle wanted to get lou something from this awsome pet store, but we got there and it was closed. so we just walked around a while, all cute like, sat on a bench and talked for a bit, walked more, looked at some sweet ass fucking cars. then d showed me the house she wants, and yeah, its pretty sweet. then we went back on the board walk, and started to walk back to the car. and then a cop pulls slowly next to us and is all "hey, where you kids from" "washington twp" "you know you cant have dogs on the board walk" he got out this pad and was all "whats your name and address?" "Joe Forte, 44 Heather Rd." (for those that dont know thats not my real address" "this isnt a ticket, its just a warning paper i have to do so if you have the dog again" ...what a dick, acctually he wasnt really a dick either, tonight was a night with nice cops... so yeah, i did a covert mission to get my bike back from hidden under the board walk with out the cop being all "wtf" then me drove home, and while driving i annoyed the fuck out of the guy behind me, i was going the speed limit, and he would be following, not to close or anything, just behind me, so then i would slow down to the point were he wants to pass, so he goes to the left lane and then i speedup so he cant pass me without going like 70, then id get far in front and hed get back to the left, then id slow to 45 again, and repeat. it was classic. he was probably pissed. then we went to starbucks, lou was trendy. then we went to my house for like a half hour and laid in the beast. then sadly i had to drive her home. and it was sad. tonight was a really fun night. even getting a ticket didnt stop me, or getting in stupid fights over listeing to radiohead or shitty music (yeah, im calling your music shitty, because most of it is. fine, get mad at me) it was just a real good night.
-joe